Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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why did you have to post this?Now I'm picturing it and I need mindbleach to ever look at my boyfriend without it going RAAAAAAARGH at the front of my mind.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Is your relationship really that precarious?Just because all intimate contact will now be accompanied by images of gonz's bulging watery eyes glaring down at you. The fatsweat beading on his reddened, chicken-grease forehead. Waiting waiting for it to drip onto your cheeks and dilute the tears of disgust and self-hatred.
Still ... at least you won't need to resort to dance classes as a sex replacement.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:21,
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