Oh america.
:(

Your insistence on blandness really is genuinely depressing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Blandness? No. I could hardly get it past my nose.
The smell makes me gag.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Yes. Blandness.
All food in america is bland. You only have two flavours: chilli and cinammon. And you don't even use real cinammon. All meat must be the most tasteless and textureless cut. Anything vaguely interesting is ground up, processed to fuck, re-shaped and covered in fake breadcrumbs.

And if your liver makes you gag then you should probably think about buying liver that isn't rotten.

edit: unless it's your own liver, in which case you should seek medical help
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I can see what you mean.
A lot of americans are poor and don't know the proper way to feed their family without it involving frozen veg, packets of noodles or bags of chicken nuggets.

Still, liver smells gross, even if it's fresh.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Poor? In the most cash-rich and food-rich country on earth? With endemic obesity?
Ignorance I can accept - you don't value comprehensive education - but you can't blame poverty.

It's a cultural thing. The bulk of the country inherited its "cuisine" from German protestant peasants. Blandness is a virtue and grease is your friend.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I don't claim to know anything about the entire country. I've barely been out of my own state.
But here, where I live, people are poor.
And yes, they're ignorant when it comes to proper nutrition and don't understand how they could possibly feed a family without including kraft mac and cheese.
Which is why we are all fat.

Grease is disgusting, I have food with flavor, I love garlic, my roommate loves ketchup. It's all about how you were raised and whether you're tolerant.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)