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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When your dad stopped finding me sexually attractive.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
No, no, you've got it backwards
You're FreeFair's Dad, not the other way round
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
my (adopted) father looks so much like Sean Connery that he is asked for autographs at airports regularly.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
My father looks like Leonard Nimoy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
My father looks like Kevin Spacey

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
mine looks like me
poor bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
My father is the absolute spit of Alan Davies

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)
you are trying to tell me that your father is Alan Davies' saliva?
I refuse to believe that sir. If you'd said Graham Norton, or some other famous queen I may have believed you!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
That's quite good
Take extra points for delivery
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Fuck, was he in an accident or something?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I can only assume that was the case

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)
shall we pimp our fathers out for conventions/public appearances?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
'This is my not real dad' just doesn't have that ring about it Bobby
He'll always be the one who's never picked, it'll bring back his childhood P.E. trauma's
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)
you're strange.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)
As a business plan it's shit Bob; here's my not real dad, who's bald and has abit of a manky beard, and on a good day can half lisp 'yesh mish moneypenny', please hire him out for the day, or he'll have no self respect left.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Mine looks like Eric Morecambe with the right glasses
put me down for shitting up Ernie Wise good and proper.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

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