Being grown up.
when did you realise you were an adult? was there a particular life changing event or did it dawn on you gradually?

what are the best and worst parts about being an adult?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 14:59, 160 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Let's get this out of the way early;
I'll let you know when it happens
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

hello dude,
I had a trendy haircut today, first in years.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I call bullshit
Hello mate. Aplogies for delay replying, computer died.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)

It was done in a salon that played dubstep yeah, so it is defo trendy
and the girl, sorry, angel that did it had tattoos and piercings on her face, I properly fell in love a little bit today, I'm turning into Gonz ffs.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

oi vey!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Dubstep is fucking shit
Glad you enjoyed the experience though mate. Money's CHANGED you, man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I bought a mountain bike yesterdya too.
I'm becoming something I'm afraid of.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

If you're afraid of children then you're in the wrong job mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

ha, click

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I would not consider myself "grown up," in any respect except the legal definition
Though in that respect, it is nice to have my own place to live independently of my parents' support and jurisdiction, to be able to drink beer and boff an adult human female.

On the downside, it will soon, therefore, be up to me to find a source of income so that I can continue to live in my own place, purchase beer for the drinking thereof and in order that said adult human female not leave me for the down(s)-and-out alcoholic tramp I risk becoming.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

well summed up crow.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I thought you were a virgin.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Does Lampito know about this adult human female?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

When I became a father.
This is the best part - that and 'getting served'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

The best part of being an adult for you
was receiving your sentence from the beak?
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I am rather a fan of the beak, it has to be said.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

BEAK> are a great band

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Gradually, I suppose.
Although even now I'm barely half and half.

Neither is anybody else, which makes it frustrating when you're attempting to do something that requires adult attention and you get the fucking immature half instead.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)

What, you're a shemale?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)

chicks with dicks ftw.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)

chaps with baps

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I actually remember when I started agreeing with my mother's advice.
I think I was in my early twenties and she started making sense. It was like a switch had been turned on.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)

similar to you but my dad rather than mum, she is a mental old hag.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

My parents still don't make sense

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

only coz they is speaking in spanish innit !

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Fuck knows.
I pay my bills on time, does that count?

I think being able to laugh at farts when you're an adult is pretty cool though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)

The missus takes care of all our bills
You've also drawn another comparison between us there. I feel myself becoming dirtier by association.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Oh yeah? Where's my money?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

It actually happened when I got my dog.
I am now supremely pissed if my roommate keeps me up until midnight.

Best: feeling rested because you haven't been drinking all night, and went to bed early and so you can function properly

Worst: not doing all of the things I used to do like going out to dinner during the week
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I like to think I have the best parts of being an adult and still have the best of being young.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Such as breasts?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Yes!

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I WILL BE IN LONDON W/E OF AUGUST 20TH
if anyone fancies a beer?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D0zfB1l1x0
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

nice, will gaz you nearer the time, I'm buying.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

is that your bash? I thought it was Oct?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

It's not my bash - I'm just up for a pint.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

You are such a bash tart.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Fatherhood puts things into perspective
As it forces you to be the adult.
But I'm sure I knew I was an adult when I turned 18.
Best part - I can stay up late.
Worst part - I have to get up early.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I don't think there was just one thing that made me realize I was growing up
I've always been quite centered and responsible. Maybe it'll be the knowing that now I'll never get to have sex with that guy at Uni that I liked so much (I don't like him so much now, but there's something about not having done it then and not being able to do it anymore, that upsets me)

The best thing is being economically independent; although that'll finish soon (and I'm terrified about it)

The bad thing... I miss going out with my friends, but I think that's mostly because we live far away. Maybe the pain on the hips, then.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I know what you mean.
There was a guy when I was eighteen that I didn't sleep with because

1: I was a coward
2: He was joining the army and I was a bit of a CND hippy nut at the time.

I regret this as he was nice.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

We went all the way to
kissing, and touching and stopping to buy the condoms.

The moment he came back, I don't know why, I decided I didn't want to do it. I'm so stupid. I liked him for years. Since I got pregnant he's been a couple of times on my dreams, on the time back at uni, and we sort out the problem very quickly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

But then
I've had all kind of weird sexy dreams with all type of people since I'm pregnant, so I'm not too worried.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Partly it's living independently
but I've been doing that for years. It's also partly having my own income and managing it (albeit badly). I think I'll only feel like a proper grown up when I get to the end of every month and have substantially more than £3 left in my account...
(berk, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)

£3 is not bad
at least you're not in debt
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Well, that's to my overdraft limit
And I think that scraping the very bottom of your bank balance every single month without failing is suggestive of poor financial management. And of not being paid enough, in my case...but I really ought to try harder to live within my means. When I manage that, I'll be a real grown up.
(berk, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I'm trying to avoid it
I have all the trappings of being grown up (except kids) but I don't consider myself grown up at all.

Best: I have my own house to which I can take a sledgehammer should I so desire.

Worst: responsibility. and having to get up and go to work.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

how's the itching, my back was so bad last night I couldn't sleep at all.
THIS IS TO DO WITH TATTOOS, NOT AN STD.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

it's gone away now fortunately
the hair growing back was part of it I think, the healing actually went very well indeed.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

So is it fully healed now?
I had the power lines done on my arm the other day so that will finally be finished on the 10th and my back on the 4th, annoyingly I have found another one to do before my main back piece starts so it is going to be itching from now until September.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

seems to be
it could benefit from a little touching up as one patch is a little light, but on the whole I'm well pleased with it.

Couldn't be happier with the placment, the woman totally nailed it first time.

I'll take a pic at some point and show you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

just make sure you cover it in factor 50 when you are on the beach and you should keep a lot of colour.
I miss swimming chronically now but the bike is cool as hell.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I tend not to get my torso out very much
so won't be too much of an issue
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

glad to hear yours are coming along nicely
not sure I could stand that much itching, and also not being able to surf!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

You'll only be a grown up when you stop wetting the bed.
Your missus told me, don't be angry with her.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I don't think there's any such thing.
it's a continual process of changing.

I work and pay my bills and support my child, this is all anybody has a right to demand of me.

Beyond this I intend to continue to please myself and be as silly as I feel like being.

Only time will tell if this is a mid-life crisis or wisdom.

I suppose the point I became an adult is the point I realised that I no longer have to conform to other people's notions of adulthood.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I reckon wisdom.
Mid-life crisis = fast car and dolly birds.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Or too many bikes
and a succession of questionable relationships?

No, I don't think so either, but if I've learned on thing over the years it's that whenever I think I've got it sussed, I'm wrong and in a couple of years I'll have another idea.

I think that this time I am actually OK, but I've been thinking that as long as I can remember and been wrong every time.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Yes but the questionable relationships were in the past.
Onwards and upwards CQ.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Indeed.
*gets on someone and up something*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

When your dad stopped finding me sexually attractive.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

No, no, you've got it backwards
You're FreeFair's Dad, not the other way round
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

my (adopted) father looks so much like Sean Connery that he is asked for autographs at airports regularly.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

My father looks like Leonard Nimoy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

My father looks like Kevin Spacey

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

mine looks like me
poor bastard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

My father is the absolute spit of Alan Davies

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

you are trying to tell me that your father is Alan Davies' saliva?
I refuse to believe that sir. If you'd said Graham Norton, or some other famous queen I may have believed you!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

That's quite good
Take extra points for delivery
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Fuck, was he in an accident or something?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I can only assume that was the case

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

shall we pimp our fathers out for conventions/public appearances?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

'This is my not real dad' just doesn't have that ring about it Bobby
He'll always be the one who's never picked, it'll bring back his childhood P.E. trauma's
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

you're strange.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

As a business plan it's shit Bob; here's my not real dad, who's bald and has abit of a manky beard, and on a good day can half lisp 'yesh mish moneypenny', please hire him out for the day, or he'll have no self respect left.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Mine looks like Eric Morecambe with the right glasses
put me down for shitting up Ernie Wise good and proper.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

It's all go in Milton Keynes
www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news/local/firefighters_rescue_cow_from_river_1_2899258
(PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Shortly after I lived on my own for the first time.
My dad had decorated it all in colours I'd chosen, and I was going up the steps of the house with a new rug and vase for the living room.
I felt like Mary Tyler Moore.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I've shared with people for a good chunk of my adult life.
Never doing it again unless I'm sharing with a partner.
( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Ditto.
Didn't live alone until I was 27.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I'm going to be moving soon in an effort to save some money.
Unfortunately the rent's so cheap where I am at the moment that this is almost impossible to do without flat sharing.

I will probably end up moving and being just as poor.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Are you really that stuck for cash?

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Sort of, I need to start saving relatively large amounts of money.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Get your girlfriend up the duff?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I was just wondering that
and whether it would be rude to ask. However, since you've asked already... have you managed to carelessly impregnate someone?
(berk, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I'm good at asking rude questions.
I have been accused of a total lack of tact, but I prefer to think of it as being refreshingly straightforward.

Howdy Berk.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

I have been accused of similar
but I've never asked a question I would have been offended by if it had been asked of me. People are just weird.

Alright CQ?
(berk, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Well, yes, but it's all relative, innit?
There's very few questions I'd be offended by, probably none actually, a few I might refuse to answer, but how can a question be offensive?

As my granddad used to say "They're all queer, 'cept me and thee - and thee's a bit peculiar."
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)

No, he's saving up for the Gregg's summer sale.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Yeah, I need to buy me some real Cornish pasties.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

With real Cornish in them?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

With peas and carrots and so on.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

So, not Cornish flavoured then, like fruit pasties are fruit flavoured?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

No no, the real ones. The genuine Cornish ones that Greggs sell.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

So Greg is a Cornish chap who sells carrot flavoured fruit pastels then?
*continues to wilfully not get your piss-poor joke*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

As of October
I will likely be sharing for the first time in, ooh, 7 years maybe? I am fucking dreading it.
(berk, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Y'see while your dad still does your decorating...
Have you achieved "being an adult"?

Er... my dad still takes care of putting up shelves/car maintenance/etc. for me
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I've done decorating myself before, quite a lot of it, but this was a job for professionals!
HUGE flat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I've done it once
I don't intend on repeating the experience
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Did you know you can sand floorboards by taping sandpaper onto your shoes and dancing like a Ukrainian?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Those Eastern Europeans have got it sussed.

( girlinthehole, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

But where are they all coming from?
/Gillianduffylols
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

From Smurfland where they belong?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Are you talking just like us?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I did not know that, no.
I have only ever used the more traditional method of hiring a sander, but I shall bear your idea in mind should I ever sand another floor.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Fuck paying for a sander.
Get exercise, have fun, frighten the man downstairs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

There's a man under my floorboards??
I think I should be the one who is frightened then.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I haven't been allowed to paint any of the flats I've rented
but I did feel like that when I bought my sofa. As sofas go, it's bloody lovely.
(berk, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Sofa so good.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Half a day back on B3ta and am back to perpetrating mental strikethroughs all over the shop
Was in WHSmith at lunchtime and spotted a headline on the cover of one of those godawful middle-aged women's gossip rags "DUMPED for being a fat bride (but I had the last laugh!)"

With nary a moment's pause, my brain went laugh CAKE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

HEY don't laugh at my pain, it was a terrible day!
But, yes, I had the last cake.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

If any of us were proper adults
We would be getting on with our work instead of arsing about on here
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

I've done my work for the day, thank you very much.
And I've taken the dog to the park.

Where, I might add, there were dead leaves all over the place. It looked just like autumn. What the actual fuck is wrong with the weather????
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Hiya Biscuit.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

He's too knackered to respond.
I think I broke him.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Mind his hind quarters will you!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

too knackered to
a dog and therefore cannot
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Did you kick them?
The leaves, not the dog.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I did not.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

This makes you an adult then.
*glums*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Ugh
We are in the middle of a triangle formed by the dry and hot Med, the wet and cold Scandinavia and the wet and warm Gulf Stream. This causes unsettled temperatures at best. We are in a cool period, which is causing cooler, wetter weather and thereby prompting deciduous trees to prepare for autumn slightly earlier than usual.

We are not outside the seasonal averages.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Well, fuck it.
I'm still not happy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

No neither are the rest of the unobservant masses who, despite having lived in this country all their lives
are apparently completely oblivious to the fact that our summers are almost always the same as this one.

Edit: And most of them seem to feel the need to display their idiocy to me.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Just because it's common, does not mean it has to be liked.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Not liking it isn't the problem
it's acting as though it's somehow unusual that irritates me.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

everything irritates you today
Now tell us why so we can take this piss out of your deeply personal problem.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

It does, but this irritates me on a regular basis
as it's so completely absurd.

This piss? This one right here?
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

If you're going to be irritated by human stupidity, you will not be a happy man.
Right, as you are sensibly not answering the question about what is wrong I'm going to start spreading the rumour that you are saving up for gender reassignment surgery in the hopes of seducing Monty.

Yes, that piss, not any other piss, just that one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

We're probably all just jealous of your fastastic health, good looks, and academic achievement.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Also, my excellent spelling.

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I'm developing a serious case of acute gonzism.
It may be why I'm universally unemployable.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Not even the pier will have you :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I thought you were self-employed?

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I am at the moment
but I'm trying to find a grown-up job.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I shouldn't.
They're massively overrated.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

She has to hire the room aint it?
Then it's up to her how many punters she services during her shift
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

So, is it a flat fee she pays
or a percentage of earnings?
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

No, I just pay for the room, with extra for a bathroom.
I do have to give all the money to my pimp, but he's very nice and lets me have enough for something pretty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Your arthritic claw-hands
must be great for hand jobs.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Oh yeah.
And when I take my teeth out, the blowies are *awesome*.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

They don't trust her with the percentages, you know like they might count the punters, but she'll be doing anal and dp's and putting down blow jobs only
Safest to go for a flat room rental, towels are extra
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

But surely that's the purpose of management, to keep the employees honest.
I thought that was the very genesis of the pimp-slap.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Some time after I turned 40
I gave up smoking, joined a gym, started cooking for myself and I've finally done something about the terrible state my house had fallen into.

Admittedly that something was moving out - and I plan on a charity house clearance followed by flogging it as a fixer-up - but at least I've got a plan now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Have you added getting a haircut to that list?
Huh, ya big hippy?

...
I miss my long hair.
( djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Have you got a job yet?
Also, did you get my email?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I've been unemployed for 1 month
For you it's like 10 years or something?
( djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Yeah, but I'm a kept woman.
So, teh email?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Yeah I got it.
Kept woman indeed.
( djtrialprice, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Never!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I like the fact that I actually think before I act now.
I make plans and decisions and generally enjoy the company I keep. I don't need to surround myself with people to feel important or popular.

And I can actually tell someone to fuck off now and remove them from my life without feeling guilty.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Did you get rid of those shit friends of yours, then?

( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

They got rid of me!
I only see them occasionally, mostly when my roommate invites people over.
Oh, and I've lost two more friends it seems. Woo.
It seems to be that people only hang out with me when they want to party. So. Take that as you will.


WHO IS WILLING TO LOOK AT MY RESUME AND TELL ME IT IS OR ISN'T WONDERFUL?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Well good work!
I'm proud of you.
( Kroney, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Start a new thread with it, cakes are a bit shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I already started a thread

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Bobby is probably your chap there

(berk, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

He can't do it till TOMORROW.
That's too long, why are people making me wait? I just don't get it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

ur Bomb the Bass AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)