I don't have a dragon.
You've made me sad. Where can I get a dragon?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I know a way you can chase one

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Mmmmmm. Lovely lovely opiates.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)

you must travel to the west of the kingdom
and quest for the long fabled egg of the mighty dragon Thrafmador - 3 leagues tall and with eyes the colour of flaming rubies. It is guarded by many a monster and trap, since the jealous King of Flapnorot declared dragons to be a curse upon the land and commanded them to be put to the sword and the final egg to be sequestered beneath the reach and ken of mankind.

If this far you have reached, your quest is only beginning. To incubate and hatch a dragon egg requires strange magics which will take a lifetime to master. You must find the one mage in the kingdom left with the knowledge of these arts and complete his 7 tasks which prove your capability and commitment.

After decades of training maybe you will be ready to hatch the egg, but have a care, dragons, despite their size are flighty beasts and require training lest they devour you and all that you love for breakfast.

The road is fraught with dangers and challenges, Shambolic, are you ready to face the quests and the traumas of this path? Do you desire it enough to leave behind all that you once were?

If the answers are yes and your heart is free of doubt, then you go with my blessing and, I am sure, those of the whole Council of Off Topic.

Ride well.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I think I might put you on 'ignore'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:17, Reply)

now I know I have truly achieved something in my life

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I got as far as the first made up word
and came to the conclusion that you own a foam rubber sword and spend your weekends deluding yourself that crushing the top half of your belly into a wench costume to form a cruel parody of a bosom makes you less physically repulsive.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

got it in one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

My middle name is Astute.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)