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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Americans who have been to England always seem surprised at how polite I am.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
I went out with an American girl for a bit.
She had to learn how to eat properly with cutlery when she came here. She was fucking brilliant though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
what, did she just use her hands to smash the food into her face?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
You eat like trained chimps.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Chopped it all up first, and then ate it all by fork with an elbow on the table.
I mean, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)
the heathen
/has never ever done that in her life, honest
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
I still love you, no matter what.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
*beams*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I've known a few Americans who do it
it's really weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)
^oh, this. With the cutlery, I mean.
They're fascinated to watch me pile food on the back of my fork. It's like they're watching some tribal ritual or something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
I've only seen this in movies.
You actually do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)
It's how you'rer meant to do it.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
You'rer not wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
my gonzism is getting wurs

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
see also, not holding the knife like a pen.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

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