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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
man! you didn't even scream
what the hell?! are you made of iron or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I'm guessing the pics are on FaceSpace

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
yes they are Mr Oldpotatoes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Well I'll take your word for it that b3th didn't die a horrible death.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
there's a video there too
and she is proper hard - she's like "hey! I don't need no stinking rope! What do you take me for? Come on gravity I'm gonna HAVE YOU!"

and then basically flies because she beat gravity in an arm wrestle
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Are you saying that she is the Chuck Norris of Weston Super Mare?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)
yes
she built the pier with her own hands in one go, that's why she's not bothered about visiting it because she's too modest about the life size 7ft statue of her
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)
So b3th is 7ft tall.
Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)
yup
and that's without her big hydraulic legs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)
What was her excuse for the pier opening late?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)
she was busy flying over Africa
punching famine in the nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Is Bono her arch enemy?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)
They used to work together
but then Bono started hogging the limelight instead of actually doing some famine-cock-punching. He started doing shit like tickling it's feet instead. B3th was all like OMGWTF and challenged him to a duel. She managed to kick the music right out of him and he was left a hollow husk with big glasses and too many fans and the hollow echoes of his claims to punching famine in the cock
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

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