I slept for over 11 hours last night.
I feel great today!

How are the good people of OT feeling at the moment?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 11:21, 100 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

b3th's gonna jump!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Kriss Kross will make you, Jump! Jump!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 11:30, Reply)

not too bad
considering how I felt last night. I'd have fallen asleep in a chair if I hadn't been having a bit of a whitey.

"Time for me to go", drank a pint of water when I got in, got up at 7 to piss, woke up again at 9. currently have sausages in the pan to be joined later by an egg.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Beer and food in the park today, I reckon.
That makes me sound like a tramp!

Weather in South London is glorious at the mo'.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)

how can you sleep for 11 hours in a row?
I struggle with 7 or 8.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I was tired.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I do that on a normal night if I'm lucky.
Don't you have a thyroid thingy though?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I do have a thyroid thingy!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Sorry, you know what I mean.
I just seem to recall you saying you have something wrong with your thyroid.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Yeah, I've got hyperthyroidism.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

how come they let yours stay fast?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Err... Because I'm awesome.
I've had various drugs to control things, but they are reluctant go down the radioactive iodine route at this point because of the potential damage it could do to my eyes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

ah, they did the drugs on me
for a little while. When I stopped it went faster again and they were like "QUICK! To the radioactive room!"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

I should be on these pills for the next 12 months and from there they'll reassess things.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I just learned all about that last week.
Sounds like fun...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I have hyperPARAthyroidism!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Oh you sound so excited about that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

It's like I'm nearly in the same club as Jeff!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

If I've learned one thing in the first two semesters of uni,
It's that the body is SHIT at looking after itself if one little enzyme goes wrong.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I have Hypothyroidism
I think that makes me in the rival gang
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

GRRRRRRR
*takes vitamin D*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I wonder if I should get tested..
I've always had vitamin D deficiency. *hypochondriacs*
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)

It affects a lot of stuff...
Since I've been taking the meds my digestive system has already improved. I'm still sleepy and grumpy but I'm only halfway through the course. Soon I hope to be Dopey or Doc.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

What tablets are you on?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Colecalciferol.
D3 I think. If it doesn't work then they'll scan my parathyroids to see if they're overgrown or have lil tumours.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I know it does... I really do sympathise.
I think it's part of this course - every time I hear of a new disease I mentally think of the symptoms and which ones I have or have had. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I shouldn't be allowed near medical dictionaries for the same reason.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Haha, you should see the size of the one I have..
it's over 1500 A4 sized pages full of a hypochondriac's wet dream.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I'm currently munching my way thought 8 Propylthiouracii a day.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

delicious

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:54, Reply)

They aren't.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)

GRRRRR
*takes thyroxine, heaves massive belly out of sofa, looks a bit tired*

this is the best gang rivalry ever
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

*falls asleep, wakes up with nightmare*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I did that on Friday. Woke up thinking spiders were crawling on my hands.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Do ya wanna be in my gang, my gang?
*Nonce lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

when mine was fast
I barely slept at all! I could only sit down for any length of time if I forced myself to do something that required concentration. I did cross stitch. It was that bad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

The pills I'm on now are doing a lot to help.
About 6 months ago I was hardly sleeping at all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I fell asleep watching The Specialist
I had no idea they were still showing 'Pages from Ceefax', I didn't recognise any of the characters though, it's been a while.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I am very jealous.
I was up at eight yesterday morning, ran five miles, went to bed at midnight and was wide awake at seven am. I can't sleep for toffee at the moment. That said, going running in the morning is fantastic. I absolutely hate it whilst I'm out there but the feeling as soon as I get back is amazing. It sounds sad but seeing as I do bugger all all day it adds a sense of purpose and structure to my days. Plus the weight loss will kick in soon enough, so happy days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Alright Bobby Sands

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)

alright?
Going to plug my laptop into my mixer and listen to Sunn O))) in a bit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Good cheers
almost fell asleep on the bus home last night, was rather drunk.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Had you been anywhere nice?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Thekla in Bristol

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I remember Thekla's reputation from back in the trip hop/ big beat days.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

huh huh
childish lols
www.wdyl.com/#purple-headed%20yoghurt%20slinger
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Richer Sounds is the most acest shop in the world.
I thought getting a TV replaced would be a nightmare. Nope, exchanged there and then, free five year warranty and they chucked in an extended power lead cos the one that comes with it is well short. I didn't even have my receipt on me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I'm still alive!
*dances on very wobbly legs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Post some pics!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

We're working on it.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 31 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)

YAY!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

man! you didn't even scream
what the hell?! are you made of iron or something?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I'm guessing the pics are on FaceSpace

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

yes they are Mr Oldpotatoes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Well I'll take your word for it that b3th didn't die a horrible death.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

there's a video there too
and she is proper hard - she's like "hey! I don't need no stinking rope! What do you take me for? Come on gravity I'm gonna HAVE YOU!"

and then basically flies because she beat gravity in an arm wrestle
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Are you saying that she is the Chuck Norris of Weston Super Mare?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

yes
she built the pier with her own hands in one go, that's why she's not bothered about visiting it because she's too modest about the life size 7ft statue of her
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

So b3th is 7ft tall.
Wow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

yup
and that's without her big hydraulic legs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

What was her excuse for the pier opening late?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

she was busy flying over Africa
punching famine in the nuts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Is Bono her arch enemy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

They used to work together
but then Bono started hogging the limelight instead of actually doing some famine-cock-punching. He started doing shit like tickling it's feet instead. B3th was all like OMGWTF and challenged him to a duel. She managed to kick the music right out of him and he was left a hollow husk with big glasses and too many fans and the hollow echoes of his claims to punching famine in the cock
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

You are a far braver woman than I
Partly because I am not a woman.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Oh man, you're really cute from a distance on a blur'd camera !
Well done on not going splat. Can I have your knickers before you wash them?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Fucked off
Went for a quick half hour nap to prepare for a night out, woke up 4 1/2 hours later, boo :-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Those sleeps never go the way you plan.
Ever. Plus I find when you do sleep for about an hour before you go out it only makes you more lethargic anyway.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Still, think of the money you haven't got that you managed to save!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

You need to "Snort" some "Benzoylmethylecgonine"
that'll wake you up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I think I have a head cold.
I AM DISPLEASED.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

that is a rubbish birthday present
who got you that?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I think it arrived a few days ago
And is now punishing me for unwrapping it early.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

bad luck
did you have a nice birthday do?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

i only got about 5 hours of sleep
I was drunk as hell last night, feel like wolf pussy right now
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

You feel like Barry's mum?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)

a bit

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

she has hangover soothing capabilities

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

what are they?
I don't actually feel that bad, I'm just tired
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

What was the occasion that caused you to get so drunk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

nothing special, went to a friends house
Just had wine, then draft beer [which makes me especially drunk, no idea why]
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

POTW

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)

That's quite a statement.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)

It was quite a comment

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)

It was quite a conversation to experience vicariously.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 18:01, Reply)

Scintillating

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 18:01, Reply)

I am proud of my spicy pork and chorizo casserole.
I am also proud of b3th.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 18:05, Reply)

I'm proud of the salmon fillets currently cooking on the barbecue in the garden.
I don't have anything to do with it though, I'm watching the cricket in my bedroom and shouting at my mum through the window to hurry up.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 18:28, Reply)

I hope you are shouting at her in a scottish accents.
'Mother READY! Fishcakes READY! 3-2-1 GO!'

Or, 'Fishcakes. You will be eaten on my first whistle. Sausages, you will be eaten on my second whistle. 3-2-1 GO!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Nah we've united into a team now.
The town hall behind our house is blasting out shit pop music. It's 7pm on a Sunday, it's proper old man of me but I'm seething here. We can't have the windows open cos then you can't hear the tele. Luckily us and all the neighbours are mates and we're planning a revolt. Everyone's next door deciding what to do. They want to talk to the people that run the hall, I want to throw bricks through the windows. I think I'm going to windmill through all the cunts over there very shortly, fuck waiting for the first or second whistle.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Hahahaha I was joking.
But we just went round their and my neighbour offered someone out. He bottled it and it's well quiet now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Jeff!
Why aren't you at that rave?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 18:59, Reply)

What rave?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:02, Reply)

there's some rave on or something
acording to the news. They're 'containing' it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:04, Reply)

I've not seen the news today.
But I am roasting some lamb. Lamb beats 'rave' in Sunday evening top-trumps.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:07, Reply)

lets get some recipes going all up in here

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:04, Reply)

i don't do that cooking shit
i made a new thread

it's whimsical
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Listening to Sunn O))) here.
Perfect Sunday listening.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 18:10, Reply)

I still keep thinking you're Gonz.
The name thing is not working.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)