Seriously, that one about bicycles was desperately poor.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

True, but I quite liked that when some astrology prick said
Achhhtually we do know the size of the universe I think you'll find. She rerecorded a version with the much better lyrics en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine_Million_Bicycles#Alternative_version
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I find that a little embarrassing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

That's what she said.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

"More accurate" does not necessarily equate to "much better."

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I know, you'd have expected better from the man that gave the world such classics as
"Remember You're A Womble."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

He's a fucking turd.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I had to play some of the stuff he wrote for Melua at a function gig, years ago.
It is possibly the most toe-curlingly awful cod-jazz I've ever seen a chord chart for. I was embarrassed to be in the same room as the lyric to "My Aphrodisiac Is You."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Dear God, what a wanker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

"That's a fact"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 11:25, Reply)