Does this make me one of those people?
Just went to the library, got back and couldn't find my key. Thought fuck it, it's lost. So went round the back and started to climb the conservatory to get in through my open window. Nearly pulled it down hoisting myself onto the roof, and then as I crawled on my belly towards my windows I bottled it and decided if this crashes in on itself I'm going to have to flee home and avoid my mum for the rest of my life. So I jumped off, which fucking killed, and went round the front to work out what to do. And as I got round, what did I see gleaming in the keyhole of the front door? Yes, my beloved key which I'd left in there from when I went out earlier. Great times.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You utter spanner Bal.
No voting for you in the glorious new era. Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I think if I did it right I could have done it.
As long as I didn't stand on the roof and instead spread my body weight across it by lying down and then using the window ledge to pull myself into my room I'd have been fine. But there's literally nowhere to fall in my garden unless you want to break many a bone. My ankle is in agony from jumping off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)

You daft bugger.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 13:37, Reply)