I knew something didn't look right about that Bruce Lee.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 14:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He died because he was too fit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Did he take an aspirin?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Yes. And he smoked a joint.
Also, the Shaolin masters had him killed because he was showing Westerners their Kung Fu secrets.

He told me all this over chicken Kievs and Bird's Eye Waffles, followed by Vienetta, just before he died.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Tsk, Shaolin Masters, eh?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

They're right old cunts according to dad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

And here I was believing that it was a simple brain haemorrhage did nobbled him.
That'll teach me for believing everything the Illuminati disseminate, I suppose.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

You need to WAKE UP from their TRICKNOLOGY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Shaolin bastards more like!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

YEAAAH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)