My mate Chris sharted on my stag do
.....again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The stag do is an excellent breeding ground for the shart.
A guy called Ollie did so in Riga airport on my friend's stag. Although it was ok as, he said "it was only a little bubble"
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 15:57, Reply)

It really is.
On my pal Mark's stag week in Spain one chap came down late to the poolside, cracking jokes and being a general penis. His face then drained of all colour, he backed slowly away and returned five minutes later in different shorts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Somehow it just isn't a proper holiday
unless somebody sprays liquid shite over the inside of their shorts.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:08, Reply)

The shart is a brilliant name

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Sounds like a 60s dance.
'Do the Shart' etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)

The Shart is traditionally followed by doing the Shuffle.

( Kroney, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Then by the Pant Flush.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Aug 2011, 16:21, Reply)