Monty, tell us about the time when you chopped of a drug dealer's head with a samori sword and the police let you off because you were doing the comunity a favour.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think perhaps the beheading element of that story is an embellishment
but on my life the murder took place. I know at least two of the people involved - and if anyone is so naive as to think that when a notorious criminal gets murdered the old bill try particularly hard to catch who did it, as opposed to, say a kid who goes missing, they are a deluded mug.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Bollocks.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)