Deals
As there has been a bit of talk in the previous two threads about getting good deals, what is the last cracking bit of business you've done?

Alt:
It DOES seem to be around lunchtime
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:41, 304 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Scampi, chips and beans for a fiver!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I'm not a fan of scampi TBH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

More for me!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Scamp away sir!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I'm having humming-bird's ears and unicorn steak.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Again?
You really need to try new stuff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Served on a peasant?
(Love the sig 'cow)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

It turned up on my iPod when I was taking the dog out last week
Thought I needed a change of sig
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I'll bet anyone a fiver that Monty didn't like The Shamen.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I'm betting he once built a shed with Mr C or something

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I'll bet you a fiver Mr C owes him a tenner though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

This is not all that fair, you know.
I'm genuinely not a bullshitter. It's the fucking Shamen for Christ's sake - we're not talking about Hood-Butter's 'I had breakfast with Jimi Hendrix' yarn here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I'm not doubting you
I don't actually think Chompy's a rapist or that Darth is a bender, it's just good banter.

Actually, I do think chompy's a rapist.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I'm not a rapist.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)

yeah, but see, that's just what a rapist WOULD say.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)

True to form, I prefer their early stuff.
I really like their first LP 'Drop' which is a psychedelic rock record with no dance influence at all. Jesus Loves Amerika is a good single as well. Later stuff: awful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Late to the party, but I concur.
Although I did like some of the stuff from Boss drum as well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:09, Reply)

One of my pals was secretly boffing the bird of one of The Shamen.
Then he died in a drugs/swimming accident and so she gave him all of his clothes. Nice girl.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Stuart Lubbock was your mate?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Put his fag out in the pool.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Hahahaha!
I call bullshit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

One of the Shamen drowned while swimming "off his napper" in the Canaries, i think.
late 80s/early 90s. That part is true. Only Monty can tell you if the 16 year-old him had mates boffing musician's ladies, I fear.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Will Sinnott?
that was a fair while ago.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)

1991

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

sounds about right.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Imagine seeing your lover walking about dressed in your dead boyfriend's clothes.
That is fucking odd.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Yeah. Agreed

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Monty, tell us about the time when you chopped of a drug dealer's head with a samori sword and the police let you off because you were doing the comunity a favour.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I think perhaps the beheading element of that story is an embellishment
but on my life the murder took place. I know at least two of the people involved - and if anyone is so naive as to think that when a notorious criminal gets murdered the old bill try particularly hard to catch who did it, as opposed to, say a kid who goes missing, they are a deluded mug.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Bollocks.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Not at all related
but look at this bit of awesome garden shed tech www.theregister.co.uk/2011/07/13/coke_can_acoustic_lens/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Odd

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Yep, but the idea if scaled down will make for better ultrasounds, which is nice.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Yeah, it is good
Just an unusual way to experiment!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)

All ultrasounds I've seen make the kids look like a Giger alien

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)

"Focused sound waves aren’t just the domain of children fooling around with long-distance microphones."
Course they're not!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

The best deal I've ever managed to grind out was this...
This cost me £27

That's 16 quarter pounders, around 40 sausages, 5 large stewing steaks and a large pack of chinese style pork (that was fucking incredible for off the shelf stuff).
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Last week I got fish'n'chips, but the fish was tiny, he said it was a medium, I was about to walk out when he said "OK, you can have both of them for the price of a medium", so I thought to myself, "Alright, I'll 'ave a bit of that".
But when I got home, and plated it up, put a big squidge of HP Guinness Sauce on the side (I've used up a whole bottle now, need to get more), I cut into the batter and the fish, got a nice fork fall, put some HP Guinness Sauce on the side, and I put it into my mouth, where I could taste that fishy taste that some fish has (such as tuna) and I don't like. The flakes were so thin too, that this wasn't the cod I ordered, neither of them were, this was some kind of generic white fish, like pollock or that one begining with 'c'. It was then that I realised, it was then that I know, for fact, that I will never go to the fish'n'chips shop next door more again. For ever more, if I want fish'n'chips at home, I'll walk down the road to the nicer one, for although they cost more, they would _never_ try and cheat me out of cod. I would have complained but by the time I went to eat, I was in my dressing gown after a shower, and I was not about to put on clothes for this scumbag.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

coley

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Racist.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)

THAT'S THE ONE !
Whatever it was, it wasn't cod. Fucking scumbags, I spoke to him in turkish too, so I should have gotten a nice bit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Cod's on the survival ropes
you bloody great big world killing killer. I bet you like to eat black rhino meat too. And you probably buy your paper from non-sustainable Amazon Basin sources, too.

God.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

If they turn around and said to me, "Listen, Gonz, mate.... you want fish and chips, yeah'? What about when you have children with Lusty and they grow up, would you like them to experiance Cod too?....
...well, you can have this cod today, I got no quarms with you eating cod, but just so you know, if you don't do something about it, then your children that you have with Lusty after having lots and lots of sex when she dumps that loser of a boyfriend she's currently with, then how about a nice bit of Haddock instead? Or even Coley or Pollock, look, it's half the price too". Then I would have been alright with it, I would be happy to have something else, but the thing is, they lied to me, they cheated me, and for that, they're scum.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Haddock's not doign well either.
Think about that next time you're chowing down on Yangtze River Dolphin steaks
( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

You'd be well within your rights to burn their fucking shop down.
With them in it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Twice now I've googled a random thought today and each time I get the same site, <a href="http://www.funtrivia.com/">www.funtrivia.com/</a>
"How long does it take for a lobster to grow" and "What's the biggest thing in the world?".
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Dogfish is what you want.
Lovely bit of rock. Or Vietnamese River Cobbler.

/the one that really, REALLY fucks me off is squid. I eat a fair bit of it, and I can only ever buy New Zealand squid from supermarkets. Because we export almost all our UK squid to Spain. Why? Why the fuck?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Shit innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I think it's because most people in this country are put off squid
and think it's hard to handle, so just buy frozen tubes.

This is one of the few occasions where I've agreed strongly with Jamie Oliver, so you can imagine how dirty I felt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I agree with a lot of what he says.
What I don't agree with is his Downsy face and flubbery, spit-flecked tongue, his ugly wife, or his frankly abysmal English.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Jools would get it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Help yourself. EVERYONE ELSE HAS!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Little Englanders
With simple tastes. The food in Spain is superb. As is their wine.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

FULL. ENGLISH. BREAKFAST. COMPRENDEZ?
And six Carlings, Jose. Coom on, get a fookin' wiggle on ya lazeh bastard. They're sorr fooking lazeh in't they?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Hahahahaha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Actually makes me ashamed those who go on holiday and order that.
It's different if you're living out there, as it's a bit of home, but those who have that reguarly every lunch time on a holiday make me SAD FACE. And people who go to McDonalds and places like that out there.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

It makes me want to cry with shame.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

No, it was Cobbler I was thinking off.
How do you do your squid? I love a bit of squid, I make my own calamaris once and it was lush.

I swear, if I owned a fish'n'chips shop, I'd do it properly, I'd go down to Billingsgate ever couple of days, and one of my staff would be a fishmonger. £2.50 for a haddock fillet fried in motzameal at the fishmongers, at the fish'n'chip shop the same size fillet would be £9. If they can make and sale that kind of mark-up, then they should be able to do it to other seafood. And I'd have things like chili salt and really nice combination of vinegars, and crayfish.

The trouble is, they're so fucking lazy, they don't even cut their own potatos or change the oil. It pisses me off because a good fish'n'chip shop would be amazing.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Vietnamese squid stuffed with minced pork is fucking menkle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I still wanna go to that vietnamese place with you.
In brighton there was a road with about 10 different oriental resturants on, like korian, viatnese, milay...etc.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

When you're feeling up for a Viet meal just give me a shout.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Where do you go?
I don't know one good one. Went to a couple in Australia and they were really nice. Loads of fresh herbs on everything etc.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Cotton Eye Joe lolz.
There are about 20 choices in the first 50 yards of Kingland Road. Tay Do is a good one, as is Viet Hoa. There are shitloads of them. Breed like rabbits they do AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

The Vietnamese Cultural Centre on Englefield Rd is also brilliant. Their extensive use of mint makes the cuisine much lighter than Chinese, I have found.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I had no idea.
I'd be up for a Viet load up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

You, sir, are ON.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I'm right on the edge of Birmingham's Chinese Quarter
there's a Malaysian restaurant I want to try, and some others look promising.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

There's one in South Woodford that still fries everything in dripping still.
Now that is fucking lush.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

There used to be one on Upper St that used peanut oil. That was fucking great.
Faulkners on Kingsland Rd is also good and has the benefit of not having closed down about ten years ago.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)

depends
slice it thin, cover it in cornflour with a metric shit-ton of coarsely ground salt and pepper and chili flakes and deep fry is good.

in paella, in risotto or seafood linguine, I just use it as a staple as it's cheap, healthy, tasty protein. As long as you don't fuck up cooking it.

Alba D'Oro is my local chippy, they do a "squid supper" ... genius.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Spanish chippy!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)

It's Italian, but I like the idea of a Spanish chipper.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I used to have an Alba stereo.
/random
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I bet it did play "random", too. Without you asking.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Yeah, it was appalling.
My first stereo. Came with a cassette ('member cassettes?) of Ronco Superhits #1 (and perhaps #2).
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Also, 9 quid? 9 fucking quid for a haddock fillet?
either London's properly broken or they saw you coming.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)

do you believe in cod, gonz?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I got a limited to 1000 copies LP today.
The sleeve is hand-stamped by the artist so they're all unique.

rrp £40 - Monty price: £7.50

Not bad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Yeah but can you eat it?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I'm being cooked dinner by a mate tonight (and was fed last night too) so it cancels that out.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Does he have a telly?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)

It's the same chap. He doesn't even have a fucking stereo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Golden silence.
What does he do for entertainment or is that a stupid question?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

he lures people to his flat and bumrapes them

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

He's only been in the gaff a week and has been away for much of that.
This is really rather embrarrassing - we listened to some music on my phone's loudspeaker like two rudeboys on a fucking bus.

We made our own fun in them days...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Haha.
Were you nodding your heads in time?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Hoods-up.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Yep, and saying 'sick' to each other every few minutes.
And gobbing on the floor.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

It's OK because
he hasn't got the carpets in yet.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Ooh what is it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)

When my Mam and Dad moved house they had new central heating put in
As part of this they removed a shower pump that was a few years old and gave it to me as apparently "you can flog them on eBay or something". Quick check showed they went for about £40 so I put it on for a 99p auction. It went for £158!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)

E-bay
I flogged two white leather sofas on E-bay because I didn't want to pay the council £25 to take them away. I got £210 for them!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Around £600 of audio gear for proofing one little web site and sourcing some royalty-free photos.
Kaos Pad 3 and Boss RC-30 loop pedal arrive this weekend, BOOM.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I paid £75 for a £250 Kookabura Ultralight stick
because it was "last years colour"

It's lovely.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I used to like a bit of hockey at school
as I was a zillion times better at it that football.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I used to really like real hockey

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Actually, that's a lie, I hated skating. Pick-up hockey is the best. People who want to skate, skate, those who don't want too, don't.
And you can yell "GAME OFF" and "GAME ON" every time a car comes down the road.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Was this in Wayne's World?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Yeah', although we played it before then, Da' was big in the hockey game.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I've got a few hockey-playing mates
proper hockey, not pissing about on skates.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I've got some ice-hockey mates, played for MK.
They were fucking hard as nails and amazing on blades.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I got a photo somewhere of Bret Hull and Wayne Gretski and my dad.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)

that's a hell of a spitroast.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

AND Bret is wearing one of my Dad's company's shirts.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Hubba hubba.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

they might be personally
but ice hockey's not a "hard" game. They all wear armour, for fucks sake.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Is that a hockey stick?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)

yes
because paying £75 just for "a stick" would be retarded even by my standards.

It's a hollow-core full carbon stick. It weighs nothing and is insanely powerful.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

£250 full price is a bit steep!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

yeah, it's cheaper this year
www.barringtonsports.com/products/2/style/kookaburra_dragon_mid_bow_composite_hockey_stick_2011/13781/view

Gryphon sticks are where it's at if you want to be properly anally raped over cost

www.barringtonsports.com/products/2/style/gryphon_pro_tour_composite_hockey_stick_2011/13701/view
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

£315
To play a girl's game?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I wouldn't play hockey with girls, fucking much meaner than male players.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

too fucking right

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

haha, yeah, course.
I do love the fact that the lightweight "dancing on ice" version of hockey where they all wear body armour like some bunch of Marys is somehow butch but proper hockey is girly. It's a genius piece of thinking.

Obviously, my socks, patella support, gumshield and shammy are all pink though, I mean I wouldn't want to disappoint.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I know, it's crazy.
The skaters have teeth and shit missing though and actually have punch ups.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Nice try. But I'm missing four teeth
have had three recostruction operations to my maxilla and palette in the last 18 months and picked up a hefty ban years ago for breaking some guy's ribs.

Next? ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

POIDH

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

which part do you want pictures of?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

If I know Stunsy - and know him I do - he's angling for a cock-gaz here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Sshhh!
You'll spook him.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Injured face pictures are always good for a laugh.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)

No offence
but I'd rather not be memed.

You can have the initial Xray though.

here

note the three teeth hanging on by a combination of roof lining and pieces of palette.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)

If I am looking at that right...
Ouch!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)

it's rotated 90 degrees anticlockwise from where it should be
and .. yeah.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Did they wire it all up?
I spent a hilarious month last year offering large food items to a mate who'd smashed his jaw and had it wired up. I had to search high and low for a massive gobstopper but it was totally worth it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)

they couldn't
they can only do that with the lower jaw, the maxilla and palette aren't so solid or easy to repair. Actually it wasn't that bad, except for the bone graft to repair the upper jaw. Never agree to have a bone graft done under local anasthetic.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Is your face straight or is it a bit pissed?
Friend of mine had a similar injury and his face is a bit...well, askew.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:07, Reply)

no real change to the external look
except no teeth, obviously, but that changes on thursday. The graft meant my lower jaw changed shape where they cut bone out but it's fairly symmetrical.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I'll support your patella.
Know what I mean? Eh? Phwoar!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)

you'd just better hope his insanely powerful stick
doesn't know what you mean...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I just cracked my own box.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:57, Reply)

If I strike him down
he will only come back more powerful that you can ever imagine, or something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:05, Reply)

i was much more worried about him rising up, to be honest

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Woof Woof.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Zoltan Gera on a free
Not me personally, obviously.

alt: Meatball Marinara on Italian Herbs and cheese bread with cheese, tomato, peppers, onion and chilis. And barbecue sauce.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)

The lunch of champions.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I thoroughly enjoyed it
It even allowed me to choke down a packet of Weightwatchers Ready Salted Hoop Snacks, which are pretty ropey normally.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Morels, ceps and trompettes fried in garlic butter and a little red chilli, on thick granary toast.


The lunch of champignons.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I did a breakfast of champignons gag at the weekend
you're losing your touch, Monters old bean.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Yeah but this is LUNCH so it's different.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

That's un oeuf.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

You're not in Europe though so he will be useless.
I love him beyond words but we don't need him anymore. I wish him all the best, I really do. And I can't tell you how rarely I say that about anyone that leaves us.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

His third goal here is one of my favourite all time moments following Fulham.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k--IL72pstk&feature=related
Was I there? Course I was. I loved Switzerland.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

He scored some crackers for us too
any cross to the back post and there he'd be, leaping like a salmon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

He scored some crackers for you?
You can get crackers in most supermarkets Lighty - no need to go to a 'dealer'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Probably my car
which was technically mr b3th's good deal, as I was basically there for decoration. It was my first car, 3 yeats old, one careful owner, 19,000 miles on the clock. mr b3th told the guy what he was going to pay, as a cash buyer, and then sat back with his arms folded.

The guy went back to his manager three times before coming down to our price. I got a year's tax and a tank of diesel too. I love my little car.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I got the game Twister Moves, two Disney vhs tapes [Alice in Wonderland, Robin Hood] and 5 large sea shells [used for decoration] for like $3.50 at the salvation army
alt: I think I will have chicken salad today.

I ate tuna for the second time in my life on friday, and figured out why it is gross, it reminds me of cat food.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Tuna steak is nice, canned is gash.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

canoe is gash

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Yes dear.
(eh?)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Tuna canoe is a euphemism for a woman's mimsy
or gash if you will, do keep up
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I choose to believe it's all gross.
I had some at a sushi place once, also nasty.

Only fish I like comes in stick form, and tilapia, with the juice of an entire lemon tree.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Drive a Bugatti Veyron, just £799, thanks Groupon
paella!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

You probably need 6000 people to get that deal.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Damn, I was going to buy two as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Afternoon tea and champagne for two
with lil sandwiches, cakes, scones, clotted cream and jam.
An absolutely lovely lazy afternoon.
£19. Sorted.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)

OH DEAR LORD OH MERSY OH MY, I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT A SCON NOW WITH JAM AND CLOTTED CREAM.
So much so that I'm going out right now to go get some.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Bliss, Gonz, bliss

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I took my Mum to the Ritz
for a bit of that on her birthday. It was very nice.

I got arseholed on champers and was doing MD's in the toilets. No chance of getting caught by a bouncer in there!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)

D's um
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Oi
That's my old Mum you're talking about.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Fair's fair, she's a right fackin' goer.
Barn door in a fackin' gale mate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Seriously
Lay off my Mum.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Nice sig, by the way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Double standards?
I set the one above up for the obvious strikethrough.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:59, Reply)

off

happy to help
( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Thank you.
Nice that someone appreciates it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Not half as much as she did.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:04, Reply)

LOL!!!

( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:04, Reply)

This hotel is probably used to that kind of thing seeing as by night it is where the footballers and actors go

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)

It was £60 a head too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

a
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Last night.
Three blowjobs and a quickie round the back of the town hall and came home with £50.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

A modern, liberated working girl.
Germaine Greer would be proud.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I earn my own money and I'm degraded at the same time.
What's not to love.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Aren't we all love.
Some of the things that I have to do?!

It's a disgrace.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:04, Reply)

did you steal £45 from their pockets, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)

if you do a groupon thing
do you get the full service? i was tempted to one yesterday: £95 for a massage for 2 and then champagne afternoon tea at the park lane hilton - but it was so insanely cheap that i was worried we'd get a trainee masseur, or stale sandwiches or something - do they treat you exactly as they should if you were paying full whack?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)

It's supposed to be the full regular deal.
I should imagine in reality they try and palm off the cheapskates with shite. The word 'groupon' just sounds smutty to me, as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)

It makes me think of fish, for some reason.
Grouper, probably.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

nah, you just like gangbanging fish.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:00, Reply)

=/

( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Some of our ladies in the office tried a similar thing
and said it was OK but didn't feel they were getting the full bifta.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

it's all about groping for tampons

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:00, Reply)

ew!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)

at least I didn't say
bobbing for tampons. I guess that's what vampire cunnilingus is like
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)

...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

this is exactly my fear about it all
the palming off, i mean. the smut sounds like a good thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Someone gave me a free book. That was nice
Alt: Crackers and onion houmous. What degree of scum does it make me if I have a beer while watching daytime tv?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:07, Reply)

It makes you fucking cool!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Have a spliff as well.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Then punch a horse in the face.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)

*drinks*
*smokes*
*punches horse*

Right, what's next?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Rinse and repeat ad nauseum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

OK boss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

now all I need is a string vest

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Until you are yourself the subject of daytime TV I think you're OK.
I personally would fucking love a cold beer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:09, Reply)

all this talk of champagne is making me ache for it

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)

And some champagne?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Mine was better - it had more capitals and needless extra exclamation marks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Needs MOAR eleventyone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Whatever
Mine was first. Yours was nowhere.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:13, Reply)

...AND SOME CHAMPAGNE, TOO!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)

... and a good hard fucking, too?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)

WITH A KNIFE!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Actually hang on, ewww....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:13, Reply)

This one I liked.
I shall click it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

With a novelty rolling pin.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)

that's not a knife, that's a spoon.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

A kilospoon?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I can see you've played knifey-spooney before.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

*fives*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

^ i don't understand all this fuss ^
:(
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

You said you were aching for it.
We all joked you meant sex.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I wasn't joking.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Watch this man.
He has a mighty stick.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)

It's 37 and 1/2 inches.
just saying.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

so about this big then?
|__|
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

no, just over 3 feet
I've never felt the need to exaggerate.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)

sigh
feet inches
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)

it's a hockey stick
it really would be cock all use if it was 3" long, dear.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)

just like any cock
that was only 3" long, then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)

you seem a little preoccupied with this
is the new man a little lacking?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

=/
i dont do sex
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)

It's what you might call a deliberate misunderstanding borne from your unintentional
double entendre of "aching for it".
( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I mean PHWOOARRR, EH?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)

It's not bad actually
goes well with the houmous and the burning sense of shame that comes from the thought of no job interviews
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Yes, but onion hummous
is made from onions and chickpeas, which are good for you. And you will get interviews, I'm sure you will. It just takes time!
(berk, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I'm debating getting Jobseekers allowance
worth it do you reckon?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Possibly, I don't know what hoops you have to jump through to get it though
is there literally nothing you could do? Have you been round all the temping agencies?
(berk, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I need to get work soon
or I'm just going to get down and not bother. Been round the temping agencies to an extent, but a lot of the stuff available requires me standing up for eight hours a day or whatever.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

You may be eligible for incapacity benefit, I don't know
but there should be plenty of typing and filing jobs around, you shouldn't necessarily have to work in retail or cleaning etc where you have to stand up for hours on end.
(berk, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)

£58 a week for fuck all.
I'd snatch their arm off.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

it depends
do you plan to just have one beer?
I like to drink and watch my shows. Which is pointless, because I get drunk and don't remember what happens
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Probably just one
two might be a pretty bad sign
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:13, Reply)

How many have you got?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Stop begging you fucking urchin.
It's undignified.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)

That's fucking rich.
How many cans of Grolsch have I bought?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Not nearly enough to drown out the memories of your hideous visage.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Hahahaha!
You cunt!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Nice use of "visage".
One of my favourite words. Best used in Ozymandias, for me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I don't like it.
People use it when they mean "face", but think they're being clever.

They're usually not.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

You just don't like it because they were your favourite band and you never got over them splitting up.
Basically, you're a fucking homo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Crate of 20 courtesy of online delivery
and my brother got bored of waiting and bought a small crate of Peroni
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I wouldn't leave the house until
they were all gone.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I would
I'd go and see if I could exchange them for something drinkable.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)

You don't like Peroni?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Not one bit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

OK
I had a fantastic pint of it on Sunday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I fackin' love the stuff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I have no objection to you drinking it
My Sunday was washed down with a Sam Smiths India Ale and a Williams Bros Seven Giraffes. Now they were fantastic.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I don't mind the brown beers at all, but cannot put away multiples of them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Then golden ales are your friend
The aforementioned Seven Giraffes is quite drinkable.
Btw, what was the ltd ed LP you got today? I was too late replying up there ^
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Edan's 'Echo Party'
There's a DVD of it too - snippets of which are on YouTube - it's one of the most psychedelic things I've ever seen. The boy is a genius - I've caught his live show a couple of times.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Nice.
That's a new one on me, just listening to some now...
I took delivery of 4 LPs from Honest Jons this morning - 2 Jews, a Hindu and a Nazi. Diversity right there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I like Peroni
the large crate is even worse by most standards though- Stella Artois
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I do like Stella Artois

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Can't drink it anymore.
I get really stroppy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I get stroppy when I don't have it to drink

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

My favourite joke about Stella
is that I had a really nice pint of Stella Cidre last night. Then I went home to battre my wife
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Hahah that's good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:32, Reply)

They don't call it wife beater for nothing.
City boys call the draft San Miguel - Senioritta Beater.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)

That's so good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Kirin Ichiban is my number one choice for draught.
I don't even mind Beck's Vier even though it's a bit bent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:34, Reply)

That Stella Black is a bit odd though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:35, Reply)

It's foul.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I was drinking free pints of it at our work's summer do a few weeks ago
Tastes better when it costs nowt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I've not tried it. It's 4.9% so how is it different from it's older brother?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)

It is darker and flatter
It tastes like it has been mixed with bitter or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Like an Altbier?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

No idea

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)

It tastes like Lenny Henry's crapped in it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I heard
it's come over here and is stealing the jobs of normal, PROPAH Stella.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Fackin Beljun caaaaaahnts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I liked the bottled Kirin. Ice cold.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:35, Reply)

NOMMY NOM NOM.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I love the stuff
Had 2 beautiful pints of it last night.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

drink more than one
it's fun
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)

The question you need to ask is
What sort of a lobotomised idiot can watch daytime TV without alcohol?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)

It's The Professionals
so it could be worse. The beer is still helping
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)

ah, why didn't you say.
I just assumed it was all Kyle or Loose Women. I'm not sure I've ever seen TV during the day that wasn't a specific sporting event.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I had enough of Jeremy Kyle, the scum-wrangler
there was a time when I was quite literally forced to watch him for an hour a day for about a month and a bit.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Literally forced?
Really?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Yeah
hospital. TV tuned into it automatically each morning and I had to wait for a nurse to make the rounds and come and switch it off for me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Ouch
I bet that hurt more than whatever you were in for
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)

She was in for treatment for Kyle addiction
it's know as accidental Morrissette therapy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

..when all she needed was a knife?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I wish this was my reply.
Can we swap?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

if you like.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)

She had both legs bitten off by a deranged tramp with rabies.
So no - you're wrong.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

You haven't seen Kyle, have you?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Were you private?
Nurse remote control, don't get that on the NHS. Lazy nursey bastards.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Yup. By the Shining Path when they kidnapped her.
It was all rather horrid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)

the bedshitter went on to marry a german
whose surname apparently translates as "shining path" (hellweg). he found this hilarious.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Compared with crapping the bed, he was right, it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)

what about her
she has to put up with the surname and the plastic sheets.

and him calling me for sex every time she goes away. even though i haven't seen him for over 3 years.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Just post him a botdog
He will be like a pig in shi... oh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Apropos of nothing
I was just looking at the season review video for West Brom on Amazon and my eye was drawn to lesbians.

Apparently no one has "tagged" the product yet, but suggested tags based on similar products are

lesbianism(2)
homosexuality(1) hooligans(1)
public shame(1) rabbits(1)

which is really making me wonder what those similar products are.

As you were.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)

rabbits

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:29, Reply)

rampant ones

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

New thread time please, ladies and gentlemen
Someone start one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I'll only get abused if I do; you do it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)