Customer in the duty free shop in Bristol airport
Stupid bint: So I can only take duty free alcohol if I'm travelling outside the EU? But I don't know if where I'm going is outside the EU!

My Colleague: Where are you travelling to?

Stupid bint: Newcastle.


Morning boys and girls. I have to go see the dentist this morning. That should be fun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did you shake your teeth lose during your DeathJump?
Am still genuinely in awe of you for that, btw
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

That would be why you haven't spoken to me since, then?
Cos you're so in awe and that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Yes
The level of my awe dictates I shut up now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Ha!
She's got a point though. The EU was only formed in the '90s and Newcastle still lives in the 1970s.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

This is true

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)