Oh wait a minute, there's a girl that works in the office. Very, very attractive, albeit rather common.
She comes into work with two black eyes the other day. Now I don't know how many things you know that can give a person two black eyes at the same time, but I can only think of the one.

Turns out, though, that her boyfriend had actually thrown a mobile phone at her head, instead of punching her. A few days later, she appears to got in the way of another playful, airborne mobile.

Oh what a silly goose. Duck, woman!
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Get the telephone number of a boxing gym
and leave it on her desk.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:43, Reply)

No, she just need to try and not make him mad
you know, because he loves her so much it makes him crazy.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I meant so she could learn to duck and weave

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

That's a good point.
It would seem that her footwork is sadly lacking.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I can help her there

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)

*nips inside the line of a bouncer, hooks ball for 6 high over square leg*
Me too.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)