and me
she is about number 3 on my "would sell soul to look like for a day" list
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:56, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There's too many people on that list for me

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

She looks like a cross between a cat
and Cletus the yokel.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

This is the best description of her I've ever heard
I can understand why Swipe would want to look like her though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Really? I can't.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I'm being mean to Swipe
in return for saying I look like Chompy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Ah right, gotcha.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)

You can keep your soul
just take up smoking and smack and you'll be there in 6 months or so. Although you'll probably need setting on fire and putting out with the ugly bat, too, come to think of it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I've basically stated here that Rswipe is considerably more attractive than Kate Moss
and she hasn't even noticed. Stop the Internet, ladies and gentlemen, I think I've won!
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

haha i just saw this
i am too busy preening myself right now to think of a witty riposte...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)