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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I went to visit my brother and found his house mate in a heated argument with his girlfriendHim : You're supposed to be a vegitarian!
Her : I fucking am!
Him : You're eating meat!
Her : For fucks sake Luke, baked beans are not meat!
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Peej, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:09,
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15 years ago)
A girl who worked for me until recently maintained that saveloys are made from fish.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:14,
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Well of course they areWhy else would they sell them at FISH and chip shops?
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Peej, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:17,
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That was her actual rationale.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:19,
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Also see Beef curtains, which do smell like fish(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:27,
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yeah, but do vegetarians have Quorn curtains?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:35,
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No, but when you ask politely for a shag you could say "Lettuce in."(, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)
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