I had no problem with anything else, it cuts through things with ease. (also enjoys taking chunks out of my finger)
This stuff was just extremely tough.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

if it takes chunks out of your finger
Then your knives are in a shit state and you should be fucking ashamed!

A well maintained, quality knife should cut your finger clean off if you even touch it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)

A real set of kitchen knives is something you handle with palpable fear.
Mine can cut clean through the kitchen worktop.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Mine are laser-guided and can bring down Russian spy satellites with ease.
I got them from my dad, Bruce Lee, who won them in an arm-wrestling contest with Geoff Capes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I used mine to cut the head off a drug dealer.
But it's ok, the police said I was doing them a favour.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)

That was their first mistake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)

*length gag*

( Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:44, Reply)

....and then my dad cut off my hand and it turns out the Princess was my sister!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

That's nothing, my mate was mucking about with a dildo, someone opened a door, which opened toward him as he was bending over.
The hilarious outcome was that he anally penetrated himself with a dildo in front of an appreciative crowd of perfectly normal, not made up, heterosexual males in awe of my alpha male status as master storyteller.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Oh I miss him!

( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I don't.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Sarcasm my dear fellow

( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:54, Reply)

It's chunks because I'm usually pretty fast in moving.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)