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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alt: my brother went to buy his godson some toy soldiers.
There were none in the toy shop - there's no call for them any more, he was told. There's always a call for toy soldiers for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:03, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Bit by bit
Torn apart
We never win
But the battle wages on
For toy soldiers
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Can I have your address please?
I need to post you a bot-dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Should I ask what a bot-dog is?
I'm scared
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)
It's a shit in a baguette.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Can I get mustard with that?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Mus-turd LOL!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Really?
The proper tin ones, or those little green plastic ones? Cos we see loads of the plastic ones at boot sales.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)
We still have thousands - lots of plastic ones, but also some hand painted lead ones
which were our uncle's. They are wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)
I'm guessing you sucked a lot of the lead ones.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)
I'm guessing you sucked a load of real soldiers in exchange for nylons during WWII

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)
You're very cheeky now you're getting laid regularly, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)
I wouldn't call 3 times (as of last night) in four and a half months regular!
I'm always cheeky though. I bet back then you were happy to swallow just to get something warm in your belly.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Clearly there isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)
And cap guns.
Don't forget cap guns.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)
I read that as Anal cap guns

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Perhaps he'll pop a cap in your ass
Or something
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)

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