Eastbenders
Amiable East Anglian cack-pipe cosmonaut Darth Foxtrot takes us through the week's news and events through pink-tinted glasses.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I like this for cack-pipe cosmonaut
as well as the whole concept and name
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Gaydesk now, with Colin Poppshed
Quick roundup of today's gayness, starting with the roads: The M70, the A3, the B664 and the A48M. They are all gay as of midnight tonight. The gay elements are Potassium. Zinc. Hydrogen. Copper. And Argon. A quick look at the World's walls: The Wailing Wall is gay. Hadrian's Wall is very gay. The Great Wall Of China, that's not gay. And the Old London Wall has also stopped being gay. Gay cars next, they're the same as last night: all Volkswagens registered between 1982 and 1985, they stay gay for another fortnight. And finally, the gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean... so, see you there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Top Morrising there.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)