Shortly after my mother 'came out'
we attended the wedding of her youngest brother in Nottingham. We're in a ghastly Partridge-style travel tavern, and get into the rather small lift on the ground floor. Mother, her partner, me and then my brother - except he won't get in it because he thinks the lift is too small for all of us.

'Oh just get in the lift you massive gaylord', I piped up.

Followed by four stories of silent, red-faced lift journey. I still cringe now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahaha.
I cannot tell you how many times this happened in my flat last year. Countless "oh fuck off, stop being ga...sorry Stu, totally forgot. Won't happen again". Half hour later...
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)

If they are man enough to take a hot cock from behind without blubbing
they are man enough to take a few quender gags.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

You should have given him one.

(FuckOffBert, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)