and wear sequins, wasn't it?
morning Darth
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Morning you
The dress rules are variable; the major competitions have restrictions below Intermediate, but the smaller local ones will let us do the full tailcoat/slashed-to-the-waist shirt/rhinestone-tastic dresses at Novice level.

This is very exciting for Ms Foxtrot but less so for me. Partly because tailsuits are fucking expensive, and partly because the sight of me in a slashed-to-the-waist shirt would be... unseemly.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

i, for one, cannot wait to see pics :)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Is that the oft-traded language of sarcasm I hear?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)

nonsense!
All women love men in slashed-to-the-waist-shirts. (I don't know what one is)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Here's the gayest example I could find
Warning: NSFW

fioreballroomdesigns.com/images/P/MT43.jpg
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)

phwoar!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Now imagine me wearing that*
*Don't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)