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A Small Victory...once sang Faith No More. This weekend I've kicked the arse out of a very difficult upgrade for a customer, got a free Indian takeaway, sold lots of shit I didn't want on eBay and had excellent ice-cream. What small victories have you had this weekend?
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Cockerney thieving gets or what?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:58,
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Morning SportersI skived off work on Friday afternoon and went for lunch in the sun from 1 until 7 and got royally pissed, then on Saturday I made a spectacular beef Wellington.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:01,
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Ha!I skived off work on Friday and went to a 4-star country club and spa.
So Nerrr.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:24,
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I had to interview for new waitresses at work on Saturdayand may have found someone who's actually going to be good! This is a massive victory if it means I can get decent staff but also a bit sad as I'm going to have to sack someone and I'm scared :(
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wanderlust, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:02,
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"Listen you're shit, now fuck off"It's really easy.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:04,
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This could be a new career for youYou'd be like George Cloony in "Up in the Air" but without the chisled good looks and charisma
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:06,
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Just sit them down and explain why you are letting them goOffer a good reference
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:16,
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Got past the first stage of an interview on FridayBeen invited in for a numeracy test, as long as I pass that (which I will), I'll be in for a sit down interview. If I get the job, it's roughly £5k a year above what I'm on now.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:27,
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Woohoo, 12k/yr go you!Seriously though good luck!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:31,
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good stuffglad to hear it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:33,
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Don't spend the 5K all at once(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:40,
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loads of crack(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:52,
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A train ticket somewhere else?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:52,
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WINNARYou'd probably have enough change left over for the other two as well
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Macclesfieldand have enough change left over for Scunthorpe
EDIT: Mindpiss
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:56,
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There's an article about the NPIA in todays Daily Mailabout how staff have "abused" tax-funded credit cards to buy such luxury items as "fancy lingerie" and "beehives" leading to "outrage".
You have to get to about paragraph 10 to discover that the lingerie was for a simulated crimescene at a training college and the beehives were to support another training centre's market garden - where they save money by growing their own fruit and veg.
I love the neutral impartial journalism that the Mail provides.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:38,
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I'd like to see some kind of situation were tabloid editorsare lined up, put in stocks and repeatedly punched in the face by anyone who fancies it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:40,
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I'd almost prefer it is lies were spread about them constantlyIE Daily mail editor is a "peadophile"
paragraph 25: by peadophile we mean it in the classic translation that he likes children not that he is a nonce.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:47,
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I'm sure people will have seen thisbut it does no harm to post again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPlEIryW8zA
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:44,
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I love you for citing my favourite band in a post about victories at the weekendMs Foxtrot and I went to a competition in Leatherhead and won the Beginners' Ballroom section. We're chuffed as hell as we haven't won anything for over a year, and this means we can move up to Novice at our next comp :-)
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Good although the wee one wouldn't sleep in her cot last night so slept in our bedthis is fine, but sets a dangerous precedent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:52,
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Liam had his first night in his bed last nightConverted it from the cotbed yesterday. Woop!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:52,
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three or four timesIT'S HOW THEY LEARN
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:55,
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Nope, bed guardSlightly disturbing PINK bed guard though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:56,
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Errr, noIt was Elizabeth's. Mrs Cow is going to cover it in something
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:57,
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Very wiseAlso; well done on training your daughter not to fall out of bed before the age of five. I was about 23 by the time I got there.
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I don't thinkexposing boys to pink harms them in any way. It' just a stupid convention
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:02,
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It was a boys colour as recently as Victorian timesbeing thought of as "light red".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:04,
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knights wore itas red was such an expensive dye
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:06,
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you're wrongonly the gays and the welsh wear pink
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:10,
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As long as she's not still there when puberty hits you'll be fineI say this drawing from my vast well of parenting knowledge
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It was actually partially inspired by that too!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:51,
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If you're *moving up* to Novicewhat were you before?
"In the wrong room"?
"Drunk and thinks they're funny"?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:54,
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The answer to your question is in my original postThe rankings go Beginners - Novice - Intermediate - Pre-Champ - Amateur. I know that sounds daft but once you win Amateur a few times, you can turn Professional.
Intermediate is the goal because at that level there's no restriction on syllabus so we can do whatever choreography we want.
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and wear sequins, wasn't it?morning Darth
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:00,
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Morning youThe dress rules are variable; the major competitions have restrictions below Intermediate, but the smaller local ones will let us do the full tailcoat/slashed-to-the-waist shirt/rhinestone-tastic dresses at Novice level.
This is very exciting for Ms Foxtrot but less so for me. Partly because tailsuits are fucking expensive, and partly because the sight of me in a slashed-to-the-waist shirt would be... unseemly.
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i, for one, cannot wait to see pics :)(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:07,
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nonsense!All women love men in slashed-to-the-waist-shirts. (I don't know what one is)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:11,
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Here's the gayest example I could findWarning: NSFW
fioreballroomdesigns.com/images/P/MT43.jpg
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like you expect me to read beyond a quick skimbut well done anyway. I predict that within a few years your cock will do that pre-champ thing.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:03,
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Do you have to dress as a potato and a scallion when you reach pre-champ?Hey! Whaddaya want from me it's early.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:10,
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not a victoryconsidering it has cost me a small fortune, but I picked up my new motor on saturday. Aside from the obscenely large and surprisingly delicate alloys, it is great.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:51,
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hence all the van comments last week(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:56,
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OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE IT'S JUST VAN, VAN , VAN WITH YOU.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:00,
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better than hearing you going on about your crippling povertyand the long list of other physical and mental afflictions from which you suffer.
You leperous prostitute.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:02,
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Do you perhaps mean 'leprous'?You fackin cant?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:06,
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but now we can calll himcock au van
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:02,
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You're just jealous that he won't throw you into the tear stained mattress in the back of it.(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)
I am often shocked by how dark my humour can be...I made a thalidomide victim joke the other day and everybody looked shocked before laughing. :S
I don't know if dark humour is good.
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it's not just dark humour, it's an ability to see humour in anythingwhich is a great thing
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:12,
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I just remembered showing the thread about alternative tv shows to some mates on friday nightadmittedly we were pretty wasted, but it had them crying with laughter in some places.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:57,
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I did an assignment and 13 anatomically correct drawings.Alt: err, what?
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Best faith no more song?Weekend was good as I booked Amsterdam and confirmed London. Buying train tickets now. I also fixed my bike and am off for a cycle this avo.
Alt: Fuck Tottenham.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:05,
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Midlife Crisis is my personal favourite(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:08,
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Digging The GraveFollowed closely by Ricochet, Ashes to Ashes, Land of Sunshine, Midlife Crisis and virtually everything on The Real Thing (but especially Falling To Pieces)
I fucking love Faith No More, me
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I saw Mike Patton in 2001 (possibly)with whatever band he was with then. I'm afaid to say it was fucking shite.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:13,
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Doesn't surprise meMike Patton, astonishingly gifted vocalist although he is, was a complete mentalist. There's an awesome video of them performing Caffeine live on MTV from '92, where it suddenly becomes apparent that they're not quite as audience-friendly as The Real Thing would have had you believe. Because he looks and sounds like he's having an aneurysm.
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I was never much of a FNM fanbut most of the stuff Patton puts out on Ipecac is usually worth a listen.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:27,
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Spot onBill Gould might be an objectionable cunt but he did well to keep FNM reasonably commerical during the 90s
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gonna have to agree with you there(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:24,
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YEAH YOU AREDigging The Grave is just about my favourite song ever. Well, it's definitely in the top three. Depending on what mood I'm in
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oh, Darth!guess who it is doing stand up at Greenman!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:40,
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I'm sorry to say I don't really understand that sentencePlease enlighten me
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Our mutual friendis doing stand up comedy at Greenman :)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:45,
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You're kidding! I had no idea she even did that! Makes perfect sense now that I think about it though. Is Greenman a LARP event?
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no, it's a festivalwww.greeman.net
she's done stand up a couple of times. Can't wait to see it, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:50,
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I've totally been out of the loop this weekendwhat is the rioting about? I've only heard a bit about it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:10,
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Some 'entirely innocent' criminal was shot dead by the police.The locals up there love a riot and thus immediately had one. I love the way the the fact that the 'victim' was a father of four is regarded as in some way relevant. Yes, because a man who has had sex several times must clearly not be fucking crook, eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:12,
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ah, that was the cause, not something that happened during.I know what you mean about the irrelevant comment, that sort of shit happens all the time.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:14,
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I thought it was particularly nice that they not only looted businesses and shopsbut peoples homes.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:15,
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They're outraged about the perversion of justice by the EVIL POLICE, YEAH?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:17,
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You're right, killing someone could well be considered a bit of a perversion of justice.(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)
No it is no excuse to destroy local people's businesses and homes(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:21,
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Well that's ok thenWith regards to whether the shot guy was scum or not I guess will come out in time. Personally I think if he was carrying a gun then he should expect to get shot at.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:25,
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There's a charming picture of him in circulationdripping with LEGITIMATELY EARNED thousands of pounds' worth of gold jewellery, making a pistol gesture. BUT HE HAD FOUR KIDS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:33,
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It would be funny if you died...
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Actually, I can't be bothered to make the point I was going to make, I'll just leave it at that.
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I would be only marginally distressed were this to happen.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:36,
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Unless they were armed and waving a gun about.Which I'll bet this fellow was. In which case unlucky, you got shot.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:21,
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didn't he have a "street name"starrish, or something? anyone who has a "street name" is generally up to no good, surely!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:39,
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if the police had just let them get on with it none of this would have happened(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:20,
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the poor bastard whose post office/livelihood has been torched said"they've just burned down the place where they collect their benefits cheques. they have literally bitten the hand that feeds them."
how is it helping the memory of anyone, however they died, to rob and loot shops like comet and pc world and burn down a carpetright? oh look, the police walk on carpets and have televisions, let's smash them then, and forget the fact that the people who work in those shops have some of the few jobs that are actually going in this neighbourhood, or that people live in flats above the shops and might die...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:32,
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Since you appear not to know that answer to the question you posed,the answer is that it doesn't. The looting is just opportunistic criminality by a bunch of scummers.
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Definition for rhetorical question:"a statement that is formulated as a question but that is not supposed to be answered"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:41,
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It's also a tool used by The Daily Mail to imply things that anyone with a brain knows aren't truebut that stupid people assume must be true because it's in the paper.
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A man got shot by the police.The story they put out straight away was that he was shooting at the Rozzers and got his comeupance.
But initial ballastics tests appear to indicate that the bullet that hit the policemans radio was actually fired by another policeman.
How do you spell Jean Charles de Menezes?
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Oh please.I've read 'yes he had a gun on him but it was in his sock OK so RIOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:15,
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The looting was just criminalitybut once again it appears that you cannot trust a word that the police say in these incidents.
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unfortunately the police are just peoplewhich means that they are, on the whole, thick, belligerent, lying shitbags.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:19,
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this is a good pointand you don't exactly get paid a lot for being a policeman, however valuable and important that job is.
the metro this morning ran an article on other riots in the area, they had a picture of the poor bastard policeman who got hacked to death by machetes on an estate in tottenham. that's fucking inhumane. who even carries a machete on an estate in london? what the fuck do you need to scythe out of the way!?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:37,
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:42,
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yes, al. i can read. i could read the article. it was pointing out all the incidents. that was one of them.why the fuck does that make it any less horrifying? if your missus got hacked up by a machete by a baying mob of people, would you be OK about it in 2031?
somehow i think not.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:47,
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I would definitely hold a grudge against all black people for the rest of my natural life.It's the only sane and rational way to behave.
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are they the ones with funny names that they keep changing?i had to laugh at that, last week. i was having exactly the same problem with some upperclass rahs who have all fallen out with each other. one minute it's "sir mimsy-porpington-doo-dah" and the next minute it's "miffy".
seriously. why can't people just be fucking consistent.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:51,
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Maybe the policeman who reported it had no idea that it potentially was a bullet that another policeman fired, and he was only reporting what he knew at that time to be the truth?(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)
Yes, you're rightit could just be a completely innocent mistake on behalf of the police. Much like when they said that protesters had hurled bricks and bottles at them when they tried to save Ian Tomlinsons life.
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Don't get grouchy at me, I'm only offering a different point of view mate. We have only heard a few reports about the riots here. It made the news on sunday and that was it.
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That doesn't mean they are lying now...my personal experience of the police has never been anything but excellent, this goes for people I know who have called on their help as well. i therefore judge by these experiences rather than those that have been filtered through the press.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:34,
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This.I had nothing but excellent experiences with your police - certainly they were much better than the Aussie police are!
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I am very much witholding judgement for now, personally.It's very hard to get the OK for the police to shoot someone - particularly since the tragic demise of our Newsagent of Hearts, John Menzies.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:19,
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Yes Monty, you withold that judgement. That's what you do best.I'm back from holiday by the way, feel free to ask how I am.
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where did you go?and how was it?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:22,
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whereabouts in France?I got a van. No one else here cares.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:24,
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OMG YOU GOT A VAN!!!!!What kind of van did you get? What colour is it? Have you driven it far yet?
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a VW T5, it's white with stupid big alloysI drove it back from Wales
and no, because I haven't found a discarded mattress to jam in the back yet.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:27,
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we've got an airbedI've planned the bed I'm going to build in the back. need to draw it up to make sure it'll work, then buy the wood and make it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:29,
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make sure you hammer the nails in properlyand sand it well.
could be the end of the airbed otherwise...
/limit of my DIY tips.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:52,
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good tipswe're probably going to get a couple of pieces of memory foam to use as a mattress, or seat cushions when it is in seat mode.
My other half has just sent me a CAD drawing she has done of the bed mechanism we have designed. She's awesome.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:57,
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Did you have a good time in France?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:39,
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Okay thanksstill jobless but cheerful enough. I am still in possession of your jumper by the way, sorry about that.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:46,
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Oh, you can keep that, or throw it away if you don't like it.I think it may have paint on it, so don't feel the need to keep it, unless you particularly like it.
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It's quite nice actuallyand stripey so I'll keep hold of it. Thank you!
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:49,
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How the devil are you?Has the AIDS cleared up yet?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:22,
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How gay is your new french bike?Does it come with a basket full of onions, garlic and white flags?
/clarkson
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:36,
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Yeah, all of the above.It is about 50% less gay than my bike in the UK (based on cost) but very enjoyable to ride. It needs a shorter stem as the frame is slightly longer than my other bike so my hands go numb when I'm riding on the hoods.
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it was a bikeyou just answered your own question
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:40,
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Have you been racially abused by any more people for not knowing how to drive your sports car?(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)
pfffti'm an excellent driver. he actually hit the car he squeezed up next to, rather than reverse just about 5 metres to an EMPTY SPACE. i think he was on something, to overreact like that.
with a bit of luck he'll meet you on your bike, do us all a favour.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:48,
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Nothing at allbut the bike I have in the UK is in my shed, and therefore it's very difficult to use while I'm in the south of France. But the new bike I bought will live at my In-Laws house in france so when I'm out there on Holiday I can ride it.
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This infomation clarifies the situation nicelyi love the South of France, where-abouts are your inlaws?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:46,
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LoadsI had ones with Cheese, Nuts, Wild Boar, Donkey and Herbs (not all at once).
I love dried sausage.
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dried wild boar sausage is fucking gloriousI got wild boar chorizo from greenwich market a while ago. outstanding
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:58,
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now you've made me crave cheesefucking french and their tasty tasty cheeses
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:38,
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Anyone who says that he's 'bein followed by the feds' deserves to get shot in the face(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:38,
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or the ballswouldn't kill him, but would stop him having another 4 children because he can't seem to work out how to use a condom?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:40,
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Look man dem, he needs JUSTICEA formal investigation should be expedited in this instance as JUSTICE BE DONE
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:42,
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Just smash a bit more stuff in memory of himit's what he would have wanted
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:47,
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and steal it toodon't forget that. he would have WANTED you to have a 3D TV in his name.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:49,
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Fucking hell who wouldn't want 100 million worth of damage caused to an already deprived area*Gun Salute*
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:02,
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When I dieI want my family and friends to ransack Harrods in memory of me
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:03,
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If people trashed Enfield Town or Tottenham Hale in my memory I'd be well gutted(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:06,
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oh! a little victory!I just had a house inspection and the woman from the letting agency complimented my wall hanging and was properly impressed when I said I'd made it :D
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:49,
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What are the chances of finding another person in your town who likes collages of human skin?!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:51,
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I knowthe rotting eye balls usually put people off
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:51,
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it wasn't the painting, sillythe hanging has more wire and machine embroidery viruses
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:05,
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