Oh I got him worse
I stomped on his millenium falcon (one he'd been carefully keeping since he was a kid). Don't mess with me :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This would only scare me
if "millenium falcon" is geek euphamism for "cock and balls"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

It sounds more like you were doing him a favour
perhaps increasing his chances of finding someone else...?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

he found enough other people
when he was with me. I don't know how that works
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

being married seems to attract women.
no, I don't know either.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Being unavailable is attractive, it appears
Never been married but I can vouch for Badger's statement in principle
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Not in my experience
I've been married for six years and I am just as unappealing to women now as I was before.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Can you beat a bear to death with your penis, though?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Yeah... of course
Oh hang on...
beat a bear to death with your penis cry-wank over my tragic life
^that
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

*feels your pain*
I'm running a pool on what the first strikethrough-based response to this will be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)

*looks afraid*
*looks very, very afraid*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I don't get angry often, but when I do...
My friend described me as taking 'the nuclear option'. I did a lot of tracing the bitch involved, too and pestering her on MSN (stopped short of calling her at work, although I did talk to her at one point. She said "yes, but think how I feel") and generally making it known amongst his 'friends' that he was not to be trusted.

By the afternoon I felt sad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Must have been fucking horrible for you
I am NEVER spilling your pint, in other news
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)

yeah, it sucked
but it was 3 years ago, now, so it's just a story and life is better
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Good attitude
Takes some points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)