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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Buy a lion and train it to carry the baby on its back.Or an elephant. Something that will counter-intimidate the dog. The best thing about the elephant is you'll also be able to take passive-aggressive revenge for previous occasions on which the dog has molested the baby because it will probably obliterate their garden when it needs to "go outside and do its business."
(, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
What happens when the elephant gets out of hand and starts molesting the granny?You'll have to get Vin Diesel to nut punch it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:30,
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We'll have to look into the cost of hiring Mr Diesel as an elephant trainer.Especially as part of me would like to see him take the elephant into the back garden on a leash so it can shit all over the flowerbed.
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