Funnily enough i work in Ealing and they have burnt out my favourite organic delicatessan and sandwich shop
Epic sad face
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Epic lol, more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

They also burnt out an independant corner shop and a children's charity shop
BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT HAS DONE CUTS INNIT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Cut dem wiv shanks, bruv. Cut dem!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Ah make U bleed bruv

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I live in Norwich and absolutely fuck all has happened here
In fact the majority of the populace probably won't learn about the riots for another 6 months. I'm still bracing for the collective gasp when they hear about the Ashes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Turnips don't burn

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I'll make sure the missus cooks when you come round for dinner

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Spit roast?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Nah, she's vegetarian...
OI YOU CHEEKY CUNT I'LL FACKIN AV YA

*sets fire to Delia Smith*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

You and what rioting army?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)

This rioting army
*gestures to green, glowing undead spectres*

Film, etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)