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Riots, shmiots.Bored to tears already by hysterical gibbering about what is little more than a mass shoplifting spree. Ken Livingstone showed himself for the grubby little turd he is on the BBC news channel last night when he turned his grating, nasal tones to tawdry party-political point-scoring and was actually told off by the correspondent for it which I thought was great. 'Perhaps this isn't the time, Ken'. The vile little man whining on about how when HE was mayor etc. He's a big a self-serving opportunist as de yout' man dem in Curry's.
Tune of the day:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqQRtzU5Bsw
Question: how the devil are you?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:38,
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Not too bad, thank you.THERE. Civilised conversation IS still possible. Praise be.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:49,
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As we have approximately four people of afro caribbean descent in Tod and one is my nephew, I would say I'm pretty safe.(
girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:43,
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It's socio-economic thievery and has nothing whatsoever to do with race, you fucking RACIST.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:44,
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How could I? It's one of your most attractive features.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:00,
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Tired, very tired.Was up til 2:30, then my body decided I should wake up at 5:30.
And here's my tune of the day - www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKjNk-sAS7U
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:47,
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Nah it's been well scary Mont.People having to escape their houses. I don't want to come over all Daily Mail but your house being on fire and you carrying your daughter out in her jarmers, just picture it.
I have spent most of the night either on the toilet or on the phone. Both at one point but my mum's cool with that kind of thing.
5am I got some sleep. Feral cunts.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:48,
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I'm two streets away from the epicentre of the Hackney strifebut bizarrely if it were not for the helicopters going mental over my house and the fact that my bus terminated early I'd never have known anthing was going on at all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:54,
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I saw the cloud of shits. I was proper shitting it. They turned just before they got to my section of the street.And they've burnt the Tesco. My only source of bacon in three postal codes :(
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:57,
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:57,
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I NO RITE!Fear of death by rampaging mob entitles you to bacon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:09,
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Liverpool 8, Rachid's Tracksuit Emporium, nil.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:26,
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If they go near Beaver's offie he will blow them away.His car dealership got torched in the 81 riots and rumour has it it will NOT happen to him again.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:27,
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I'd like to see the non-rioting people of London getting out on the streets and kicking the shit out of the riotersanswer: I'm 30 today.
My only objection to this is that I'm also at work.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:49,
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Happy birthday, dear boy.Having a birthday riot tonight to celebrate?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:50,
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every night is a birthday riot in Exeter!Not up to a lot really. Mrs is cooking me her fabulous chicken katsu curry. I will probably have a few reefers. Real celebrations are at the weekend. Some kind of surprise.
I can't imagine any rioting down here. Someone might start and they would just be met with withering stares or complete lack of interest.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:52,
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I was lolling about the idea of rioting in Winchester last night.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:54,
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Rioting in Winchester is raising a small kerfuffle over the temperature the rioja was served at(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:56,
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understandably.I was listening to the radio last night and some daft twat (from brixton) was saying that the riots were because of the cuts, and politically motivated. Fortunately there was someone with a brain there saying that it was because there are a lot of shithead people who will take any excuse to act like a mindless fucking criminal.
They should all be hit in the nuts. With a half brick in a sock.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:56,
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THIS^with a half brick in a sock
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:57,
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I wish I'd seen the Turkish shopkeepers giving it large with machetes. I hope it's not an INTERNET LIE.Hizzle bizzle Vizzle!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:51,
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I hadn't heard about thatcheers :-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:57,
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It's notan old b3ta mate of mine lives on that street. Good work, protecting the kebabs.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:15,
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nuggie?do you mean noogie?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:57,
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Have a croissant with a candleHappy Birthday that man!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:51,
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i hope this is what he does(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:53,
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I don't often eat croissants(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:53,
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the world is truly upside down(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:54,
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Today should be an exceptionPOIDH!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:55,
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The big 3-0 eh? Happy fucking Birthday, sir. Hope you have a great day, or a great evening at least.
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thanks folksI need to do some work though.
boooo!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:12,
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^ well, lookee here! It's aliiiive.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:25,
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Yeah,And safely away from any kind of civilization. No looting here, nobody would be able to tell the difference.
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Cawl, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:28,
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Happy birfday mate.You are now not only a proper person, but an avanced level proper person.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:57,
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Not too shabby bossWorking from home today which means better coffee and more often. I am "compiling a report" i.e. reading b3ta
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:50,
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we can helpwhat's the report on?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:02,
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i think i'm on that(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:14,
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Of course notYou're far too sensible to share that information with scum like me
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It's worse than thatEveryone on it, with the exception of CHCB who just gave the information up, would be listed amongst my favouritest B3tans.
FEEL SULLIED BY THIS
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I don't know whether to be offended or relieved that I'm not amongst your favourite b3tans.I'm opting for relieved.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:18,
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i wish i was on that(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:14,
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ICT Support Incidents 2010-2011and the analysis thereof
Hence b3ta and coffee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:10,
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i can't make that funnysomething about needing a bra for a computer?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:11,
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We need to work out what ICT could stand for that's funnyInternet Cretinous Thinking?
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intergrated cunt theory(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:15,
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This is depressingly near the mark(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:52,
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Good lad.,I'm interviewing at noon but I've already taken a slight dislike to the woman. Plus she's severely overqualified.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:10,
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I wouldn't need to interview Amberl, you oaf.Apart from via ye Castynge Couche, of course.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:17,
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HahahaSo how is this woman severely overqualified? And why is that a problem for you?
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and is bright enough to make a sexual harrassment case.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:20,
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It's hard to call the police with a cock in your mouth.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:25,
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Yeah, like you'd gagItsh not Dutch Schteve you know
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:00,
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I need a 15k office junior.This woman has several marketing qualifications including a 2:1 degree - after I've spent a couple of weeks showing her the ropes - and my prodigious cock, of course - she'll be bored to death by the work and leave.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:23,
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£15K is fuck all in London, isn't it?One is forced to assume any ambitions she may have towards progression or promotion will be found hilarious
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Hence I need a teenager.She may become promoted to anal if she tries hard.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:31,
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Your company's vacancy advertising template must be very interesting (, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)
In the next section, please tick the appropriate boxes where you would accept a cock[ ] Twat
[ ] Arse
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:02,
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I took an instant dislike to someone trying to get a job here, after he insisted the MD phone HIM backDon't think he'll be employed here anytime soon.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:14,
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The looters made their way to my neighbourhood in South West london last nightThe streets were awash with kalamta olives and Pinot Noir
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:04,
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Funnily enough i work in Ealing and they have burnt out my favourite organic delicatessan and sandwich shopEpic sad face
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:15,
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They also burnt out an independant corner shop and a children's charity shopBECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT HAS DONE CUTS INNIT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:23,
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Cut dem wiv shanks, bruv. Cut dem!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:24,
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I live in Norwich and absolutely fuck all has happened hereIn fact the majority of the populace probably won't learn about the riots for another 6 months. I'm still bracing for the collective gasp when they hear about the Ashes
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Nah, she's vegetarian...OI YOU CHEEKY CUNT I'LL FACKIN AV YA
*sets fire to Delia Smith*
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This rioting army*gestures to green, glowing undead spectres*
Film, etc
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I hope I'll be fine. There's nothing left to steal.NO fires, though. I hope it remains that way.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:32,
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Has anyone tried to smash your back doors in?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:35,
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she left them wide openthey could walk right in
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:36,
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the little shit in clapham squeaking in his non-broken voice"come on man, let's get us some watches!!" sums it up. politics my arse. they are just thieving cunts. and that bitch down in clapham? "i'm getting me taxes back." you don't pay tax, you scummer. and how is stealing from currys, a retailer which is struggling anyway, "getting your taxes" back? er. since when did you pay tax to currys?
and setting fire to shops with fucking FLATS above them? hello!
maybe they should harvest their organs and sell them on the black market to pay for the damage...
where's al, we need him to tell me that i am maggie thatcher 2 and these lovely kids just need loving and lots moar free money to fix their poor broken lives!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:39,
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Have you seen the footage of the Chinese(?) lad getting his bag emptied whilst it's on his backAfter he's just had his nose broken?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:43,
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yup. says it all.i love the woman in hackney who was screaming at the rioters though. have you seen that footage? it's called something like "bad ass west indian woman yells at rioters".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:47,
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Not seen it yetBut that Chinese one made me feel sick, it's fucking horrible.
Just looked for that video, found this quote - "This is about a man who got fucking shot in Tottenham," she screams, "this ain't about having fun and busting up the place!"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:47,
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that's the onenot so keen on the "come on black people, if we're going to have a war, let's have a proper war" mentality of it, but standing there screaming at the yobbos was a good start.
my new york flatmate cannot believe the london attitude - she says in new york, people would be out there defending their city. in london, only the turkish shopkeepers have done that!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:51,
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Yeah, what we need is for terrorists to destroy the Gherkinso we can have a decent siege mentality
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There was a hilarious Aussie bloke in Croydon on the BBC 24 New channel last nightGoing on about a 90-year-old woman he's helped - referring to her as 'a nice, white woman'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:53,
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I've heard reports of large groups of Asian youths doing the sameI also am quite amused at the thought of someone trying to fuck with one of the turkish stores, only to be greeted by 5 guys holding 12" knives.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:54,
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one of my favourite restaurants in notting hill got done, the ledburythey were mugging diners and nicking engagement rings, wedding rings etc. how can that be "because the government's let us down, man"?
anyway. apparently the staff came out brandishing kitchen knives!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:56,
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Haha, that's fantastic.I hope they got the little shits, and made sure they received an 'injury' or two.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:01,
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That's fantastic.Just trying not to laugh at the thought of him chasing them down the street with it!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:59,
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Hahah this is your best post for some time(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:00,
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I googled turkish shopkeepers machetesand found www.rpgcodex.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=1746703 which is pretty OTT racist for an online gaming forum (or am I just revealing my ignorance of online gaming).
Also hackneycitizen.co.uk/2011/08/09/turkish-shopkeepers-stand-firm-rioters-dalston-hackney/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:02,
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fucking hellthat gaming forum is outrageous
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:44,
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my jaw droppedand then I was, "shit, I probably shouldn't be looking at this on the work PC"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:49,
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Morning allApparently the Tesco Express about 5 minutes walk from me was looted. This is terrible news as I'm out of yoghurt and longlife fruit juice.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:46,
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You're finethat's too far to walk from the city centre.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:57,
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And far too posh for riots(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:00,
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GoodDestroying shops and violence in the streets are one thing, but postponement of a test match is beyond the pale
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The England match might be cancelled tomorrow(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:03,
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True*googles more porn*
*remembers he is on work laptop*
*panics*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:11,
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I used to own the domain www.schoolboy-error.comTrufax
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:25,
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We hosted a website in work and when people left their PCs unlockedwe fired up IE and pointed it to that site.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:36,
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Mornin'I'm very well, thank you for asking. Apart from being annoyed by the person in the room next to my office listening to Dolly Parton loudly, which I am unsuccessfully trying to drown out with this rather quiet recording: typerecords.com/releases/folding-in-on-itself-2-2-2
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:00,
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It's f'cking shameful, I don't even know if you could "Lock them all up", that there are so many of them.I'd say they should use Rubber Bullets, but it would fan the fire and give them a political-level voice and grounds if someone does get hurt seriously. They've turned on ambulances and fireman too, if anyone I knew was involved, I'd be so utterly ashamed that I'd actually dob them in, but unfortunatly these people probably come from families that are at best indifferent and at worst activily encouridging.
It's fucking shameful to those around the world who are protesting for freedoms against tyrany too.
I hope they're working very very closesly with Facebook, Twitter and all the other places these people are using to congigrate.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:00,
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Rumour has it, before the end of the day, BBM and Twitter are both being suspended.That's fine by me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:02,
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..and that's how we beginto hand over our civil liberties
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:06,
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If suspending them means we can save millions of pounds, I'm fine with it.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:09,
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I MUST KNOW WHAT JOEY BARTON THINKS ABOUT THE RIOTS(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:11,
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He's probably in the middle of one already.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:12,
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"This is Joey Barton, si-hang on *headbutts* signing off."(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:18,
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Joey Barton is a stupid cunt lolsPossibly the easiest, and yet most consistently reliable, of all the lols
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I'm loving his current meltdownVery entertaining
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:25,
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I think your lot should sign himWhoever wins the subsequent training ground ruckus between him and Cattermole gets to be psycho-in-residence
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The thought of Bellamy playing for Sunderland against Newcastle in 10 days is quite entertainingI hate him but he is a good player
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:34,
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Loan for a year I thinkHim and Adam Johnson would be most excellent!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:44,
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I'm sticking £5 on Newcastle to go down this season.Odds are currently at 11/2.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:33,
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It could well happenGetting rid of their three best players (4 when Enrigue leaves) and replacing them with 2nd Div French players doesn't look like great business. And Ba has knees made out of balsa
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:35,
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I quite fancy Norwich and QPR to stay up this seasonNewcastle, Blackburn, Wigan and Villa have spent their pre-season weakening their teams ready for a relegation scrap. Swansea will sink without trace, obv.
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Swansea are 4/7 to go downNot even worth the bet!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:39,
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can you give me a warning when this happensso I can not leave my house for a week or so?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:43,
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QPR will go downThey haven't spent any money and someone will nick Taaaaaaaaaaaarabbbbbbbbbbt in January or the end of the window
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:44,
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Darth!www.indianexpress.com/news/uk-riots-india-england-cricketers-confined-to-hotel-rooms/829221/2
I thought it was about stopping the test but it turns out to be about last night, presumably since they're Asian there were fears they'd
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:58,
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Hey AA, have you seen how many people have signed up for the B3ta fantasy football league?There were five pages of teams last time I checked.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:57,
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Cheers mateI need to amend my team anyway, picked Barton for the lols
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not at allbut it's the trend to suspend things which is (potentially) a bad precedent. I think we just have to be careful we don't go "hey! government, do what you like to stop these dudes...no of course I don't mind you shafting me up the ass..yeah, just this once."
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:13,
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Won't work, too many other places to congigrate online.RIM (who make BBM) might suspend BBM, as they've done that before. But Twitter has seen much much worst.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:06,
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youropenbook.org/?q=my+loot+london&gender=any
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:04,
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lolzJacob Eynon: Mum just shouted at me for making jokes about london on facebook, so i deleted her. I'm gunna loot my own house tonight to teach her a lesson.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:13,
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I reckon if I was Tommy Robinson, I'd mobilise the English Defence League against the riots.They would be political heros, and love every minuite of it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:08,
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Put something similar as my status last night - "Quick question. Why aren't the EDL defending England? After all, that's what they're here for, right?"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:19,
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I'm going to steal that(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:35,
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Make sure you're not caught on CCTV(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:52,
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silly me. I though they were here to be odious small-minded thick racist cunts.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:47,
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...except 90% of the EDL are almost certainly involed the rioting.Kind of an issue there.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:25,
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can't loot if they're busy defending England(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:35,
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Yah', totally, at least in the non-london parts, as the london lot seem to be...ermmm... "Racially and [age wise] opposed to the EDL's idioligy in an unprinciple manor".But this is a good thing, because they'd get to be involved in the ruckus while looking like heros, and it would move some people from the rioter's side to the general public's side.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:41,
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what the fuck are you talking about, Gonz?you're seriously telling me that you think race and religion has anything to do with this? If the majority of rioters in London are black or Asian, it's because - surprise - a high proportion of the youth population of those areas are black and Asian.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:45,
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No, I don't think race or religion have anything to do with this...... what I mean is, a bunch of black and asian kids aren't going to be EDL exactly. I'm not saying all the rioters were black, that's not the point I'm trying to make. The point I'm trying to make is that I doubt the youths involves are EDL, however, it wouldn't supprise me if there _are_ edl members rioting in the other inner-city riots. So, when you implied that the EDL was involved in the rioting, I was saying that in the case of London, they probably wern't.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:56,
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Ah England. We love a riot, don't we?Every time some smelly students try to hold a protest, London's salt-of-the-Earth come out and chuck a stool through the local McDonalds' window.
One of my better friends is in the Met. I've asked him to pick me up a telly. No answer yet, he's probably having a lie-in, the lazy cunt.
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Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:03,
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Someone has nicked his mobile innit(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:04,
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my cousin is only just on her way home now(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:05,
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Good news for you though, right?All you have to do is pop down to McDonalds with a freezer bag and retrieve your new 'toy', gratis.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:07,
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Just to send Swipey over the edgethere's a picture on the RPGCodex message board of a Socialist Worker Party poster advertising a public "Justice for Mark Duggan" meeting tomorrow night. :)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:07,
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This is stupid in so many ways I can't even be arsed to start.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:10,
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I was entertained at some of the reporting"IF he had a gun in his hand, why didn't they shoot his hand?"
It's not the fucking wild west pet! Aim for the big bit and shoot lots of times.
Moral of the story - if you wave a gun around in front of armed police, expect to be shot many, many times
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:12,
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Especially if they're arresting you under suspicion of you being a gun runner.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:15,
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I am going to go to that meeting, chuck a bin through the window and set it on fire.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:16,
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Oh, please do.Could you also make sure the bin contains 10,000 spoons?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:18,
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that's 10 kspoons, you chobber ;)(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:22,
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Isn't it going to be awkward to set it on fireafter you've chucked it through the window? You haven't thought this through, have you?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:37,
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it'll be a really short meetinghe already has justice. He got shot.
(No, of course I don't really believe shooting anyone is justice. However he had a gun, tried to evade arrest and he got shot. At worst, that's "unfortunate but expected")
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:17,
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I am in a surprisingly good mood this morning.I've been reading through CVs and having a bit of a lol.
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wanderlust, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:09,
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'I can red well gud and lutting iz a specilti'(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:21,
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I've just realised, this is all my faultI punched some twat in the face on Saturday night, this has probably come about as a result of that
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I actually thought you were jokingYou don't seem like the punching type...fisting maybe, punching no.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:25,
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I'm not normallyI felt really bad about it when I calmed down a bit
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I wouldn't mate, he sounds like a massive prick(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:32,
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This^Anyone who randomly insults people who they haven't met is a cunt...oh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:32,
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The page paused here while loading, leaving this response as "I actually thought you were"Leaving me waiting with bated breath to see who thought Darth really was gay. How disappointing.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:39,
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i think he's threatening you, ape(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:26,
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Was walking home after DJing about 3.30amHeard a voice behind me say "nice earrings, you poof", I politely asked him to piss off, he shoved me in the back, I turned around and clocked him. Then noticed he was with two mates. Who, luckily, were ashamed of their friend's behaviour and apologised!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:28,
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Am not proud of it to be honestI was fucking lucky his mates were reasonable sorts or I could have ended up getting battered
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In my post you are being buggerd in bristol(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:41,
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AHHHHH YEAH POOFTA WITH YA EAR RINGS AND YA FOOKIN'.....FOOKIN'..... FACE. GAYLORD WITH EARINGS AND A FACE. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:10,
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Ken had already been pulled up for it once before i couldn't believe how he drived straight in againHe is a hideous little turd.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:26,
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He sounds like he should be running a sex shop in SohoThe fucking little, greasy, odious shit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:28,
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He is an odious, repulsive little oik. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:28,
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He and Jeffrey Archerhave more in common than either would like to admit.
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Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:29,
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Does "Red Ken" write absolutely shit books too?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:30,
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They're both greasy, opportunistic little cunts.They're just on other sides of the same road.
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Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:32,
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Oh for two cars driving on the pavement at high speeds(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:33,
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That's an excellent observation.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:40,
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'I extended the congestion charge into the West to ease congestion'It had nothing to do with the fact that by extending to the west meant including conservative and lib dem boroughs and not labour ones, thus raising revenue without losing any votes. the North East of the original zone was just as congested but was mainly labour supporting and yet no extention was made...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:31,
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Has the congestion charge actually reduced traffic?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:32,
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To be fair I'm not sure of the facts on this; from my point of view it seems very similarthe answer to London's congestion problems isn't charging people nto come in but investing in the public transport infastructure
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:33,
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Having driven in the congestion charge as an "outsider"it still was fucking busy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:37,
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