I'd like to be able to earn enough to live on
by writing, recording and performing music. I'd also like to be better at it too. Unlike Vipros though, I don't want the audience to sing along, I want them to shut up and listen.
I think the chances for any of this are slim.

Alt: Favourite would have to be my penis, as it is easily the part that I play with the most.
Least favourite I guess would have to be face, as it seems to dissuade others from wanting to play with my favourite body part :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've had enough of silent audiences
I want them showing that they are enjoying it.

the ungrateful shitheads
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Haha
The cunts obviously aren't good enough to be listening to you
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

they don't know what good music is
if this were the late 60s, early 70s we'd be fucking cleaning up
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Yes you would.
Cleaning up McDonalds' toilets. For a living.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)

In the late 60s/early 70s
McDonald's were a relatively young company. He could have worked his way up to Chief Executive or some shit by now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)