Can I be Scottish?
I've not been there since I was 2 but I have a Scottish surname and just enough Scottish blood in my to be technically eligible to wear Tartan...

And I like it cold and wet and I'm pale blue and everything.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That would probably be qualification enough to get you on the Scotland team
assuming you could actually play, that is. Or not. They're not that picky. I think if you have your own football boots and your nan once went to Arbroath on a day trip, you're in.

I might even watch the match this evening. I could do with seeing my team get royally humped.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:19, Reply)

My great granddad was actually Scottish
SO I could probably be on the team, if I could play football or wanted to.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Nah it's grandparents

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I'm qualified to play hockey for Scotland now
got the email invitation for trials and everything. I'm considering it but it still feels a little wrong.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:21, Reply)

My Dad was once on the Scotland team
for ten pin bowling. He was well chuffed at the time. I can't even remember if they won...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Me too!
We could join the Scottish cricket team as they're so shit there's no conceivable way we could bring the side down.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Steady, they beat Ireland
and Ireland beat England. And England recently beat India and Sri Lanka, so by the law of the playground they're technically the best side in the world.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:25, Reply)