I need more help with this cv thing
how would you say "using specialized computer programs as well as [insert word I cannot think of here meaning regular shit that comes on the computer]"
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Standard office software/applications?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Thanks!!!
I feel like a bit of a tit now.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Word blindness
it happens all the time. You know what you want to say, but the word just isn't there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:14, Reply)

The word is
Riot!

I am watching the news, the world is fucked!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Did you see that twat in Salford?
I could have cheerfully punched him in his stupid ill-educated mouth.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Yea
"gibbers"

Cricket looks good tho'
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:25, Reply)

How many jobs have you applied for since being given notice?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:31, Reply)

8,000

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:33, Reply)

I don't believe you.
When you get the chop, can you claim any bennys?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Only if I'd like to cheat the government.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:37, Reply)

So as a tax-payer, then don't automatically offer you housing benefits and job seekers allowance.
Seems a bit bent to me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 18:39, Reply)