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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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OHHH OH OH OHHHHHHI was in falraki with about 15 friends and the whole hotel made friends with our group. I scored big time with a girl so big that you couldn't see the straps of her ankles because of the folds of fat. I took her back to my hotel room and while losing my virginaty to her, half the hotel tried to smash the door down, and they broke it, so I had to pay for it. At one point I hear them say "C'mon, let's pick him up, HUMAN BATTERING RAM" followed by a "AGHHHH MY HEAD".
We also, the doors were really badly made, they wouldn't lock properly. So we got some string and tied every single door nob to every other one, really tightly, and them slammed one of the doors which slammed open the others.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:22,
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