I did my washing last night, but didn't have enough time to dry them.
As a result, my shirt was wet when I put it on this morning.

It has now dried. Being dry makes me happy.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:09, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I take it you wake up unhappy most mornings
you need Pampers Extra-Dry for incontinent adults.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)

It's age Amberl
It'll come to you, too.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)

So will being a person apparantly
but for both estimates not for a very long time
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)

You're not a person?
How do you manage to walk and talk, then? What are you?
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)

She's a life support system for magnificent norks

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)

This is fucking brilliant
well done sir.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Haha, cheers
Thought you'd like that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Apparently I have it on good authority*
that before you reach the grand old age of thirty or some age thereabouts you aren't a person, just a collection of ill-informed opinions

*shit authority
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Oh really? Well I can quash that one
I'm over 30 and I'm still a total child.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)

me too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Me three

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

*fourths*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:35, Reply)