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This morning I discovered that there is a third Harold and Kumar film coming out at christmas
this put me in a good mood.
I then discovered that my bread had gone mouldy, while this would normally have annoyed me, it gives me the chance to buy a sandwich from up the road. This has also made me happy.
Finally I picked some fresh apples from my tree to accompany my sandwich. Which, as you might have guessed, made me happy.
What has made you happy today, or, if you a miserable cunt like the mighty badger, what has made you unhappy?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:34, 305 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
this put me in a good mood.
I then discovered that my bread had gone mouldy, while this would normally have annoyed me, it gives me the chance to buy a sandwich from up the road. This has also made me happy.
Finally I picked some fresh apples from my tree to accompany my sandwich. Which, as you might have guessed, made me happy.
What has made you happy today, or, if you a miserable cunt like the mighty badger, what has made you unhappy?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:34, 305 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I saw the trailer for that the other day, looks like fun
I don't think I've seen a film make reference to the fact that it's in 3D before. The second film was a bit shit though.
There was a good song on the radio on the way into work this morning so that made me happy. I might get a bacon butty from the van this morning, then I'll be even happier.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:39, Reply)
I don't think I've seen a film make reference to the fact that it's in 3D before. The second film was a bit shit though.
There was a good song on the radio on the way into work this morning so that made me happy. I might get a bacon butty from the van this morning, then I'll be even happier.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:39, Reply)
I quite enjoyed the second one
In terms of stoner comedy, they are both pretty good.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:40, Reply)
In terms of stoner comedy, they are both pretty good.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:40, Reply)
I've not seen them.
I love Cheech & Chong, but that fucking 'Pineapple Express' was terrible. 'Stoner' my fucking anus. 'Friday' was OK. I've not seen these Harold and Kumar chaps.
Lusty goes to Canada for a fortnight tomorrow = bad
Saw my gorgeous little girl last night and will do again tomorrow = very, very good
It's Friday = good
My warehouse staff are a bunch of useless lazy cunts = bad
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:46, Reply)
I love Cheech & Chong, but that fucking 'Pineapple Express' was terrible. 'Stoner' my fucking anus. 'Friday' was OK. I've not seen these Harold and Kumar chaps.
Lusty goes to Canada for a fortnight tomorrow = bad
Saw my gorgeous little girl last night and will do again tomorrow = very, very good
It's Friday = good
My warehouse staff are a bunch of useless lazy cunts = bad
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:46, Reply)
Dashed decent of you old boy
I've always thought 31 teeth was excessive. Go nuts
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:51, Reply)
I've always thought 31 teeth was excessive. Go nuts
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:51, Reply)
I think he's planning on having gay sex with my employees.
I'm sure the 55-year-old Sri Lankan man will love it.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:50, Reply)
I'm sure the 55-year-old Sri Lankan man will love it.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:50, Reply)
I shall relentlessly mock the recent poor form of Mahela Jayawardene
whilst pounding him over the packing crates
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)
whilst pounding him over the packing crates
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)
I would invite you out for a cheeky beverage
but I imagine you're spending the night with Lusters?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)
but I imagine you're spending the night with Lusters?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)
My sister has made me unhappy but I can't go into details.
She really pisses me off sometimes.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:46, Reply)
She really pisses me off sometimes.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:46, Reply)
So she hasn't been THAT bad then
"Darth loving" is considered a punishment in civilised countries
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)
"Darth loving" is considered a punishment in civilised countries
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)
For all you know I might be talking about my 21 year old sister.
I hope you feel ashamed.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)
I hope you feel ashamed.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)
I thought you only had one sister.
Actually, that's silly isn't it, I think I've met your other sister haven't I.
It was only a joke implying that your sister had a bigger bottom than you. I didn't mean to upset you.
I'm very sorry BGB.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)
Actually, that's silly isn't it, I think I've met your other sister haven't I.
It was only a joke implying that your sister had a bigger bottom than you. I didn't mean to upset you.
I'm very sorry BGB.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)
I have three sisters.
And you have met the sister in question and yes she does have a bigger bottom than me which is a good thing as my bottom is horrible : ((
Aint no junk in my trunk.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:02, Reply)
And you have met the sister in question and yes she does have a bigger bottom than me which is a good thing as my bottom is horrible : ((
Aint no junk in my trunk.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:02, Reply)
It will amaze none of you to learn that the cricket is making me very, very happy
It's two weeks until InFest, which also makes me happy.
I've got a bacon and egg bap with brown sauce on the way, it's Friday, and Ballroom lessons went very well last night.
I shall mostly be insufferable today
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:50, Reply)
It's two weeks until InFest, which also makes me happy.
I've got a bacon and egg bap with brown sauce on the way, it's Friday, and Ballroom lessons went very well last night.
I shall mostly be insufferable today
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:50, Reply)
mostly insufferable is a distinct improvement on the usual state of affairs
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)
There was a great comment on the Guardian OBO yesterday
where someone said "When is a community leader going to speak out against the massacre perpetrated against the Indian community in Edgbaston today."
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:53, Reply)
where someone said "When is a community leader going to speak out against the massacre perpetrated against the Indian community in Edgbaston today."
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:53, Reply)
Hahaha
That's excellent. I also enjoyed the chants of "Are you Australia in disguise" reported from the ground yesterday
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)
That's excellent. I also enjoyed the chants of "Are you Australia in disguise" reported from the ground yesterday
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)
What Al said
It's no reflection on Australia as a nation, just their cricketers, which I seem to remember you don't care about.
I was very disappointed by that.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)
It's no reflection on Australia as a nation, just their cricketers, which I seem to remember you don't care about.
I was very disappointed by that.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)
it's friday
that's all I need to make me happy.
have birthday surprise activities tomorrow. I'm thinking it may be go-karting.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:50, Reply)
that's all I need to make me happy.
have birthday surprise activities tomorrow. I'm thinking it may be go-karting.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:50, Reply)
I don't want to spoil your surprise
but it actually involves you being forced to watch while your mrs allows a procession of men to demonstrate how you actually satisfy a woman.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)
but it actually involves you being forced to watch while your mrs allows a procession of men to demonstrate how you actually satisfy a woman.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)
I know how I satisfy a woman
why would I need others to demonstrate?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)
why would I need others to demonstrate?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)
my actual presents were my new leather jacket, a frame with pics of my band in it
and tickets to see Monster Magnet. go karting would just be an excuse to beat my friends and family at something. which is always fun.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)
and tickets to see Monster Magnet. go karting would just be an excuse to beat my friends and family at something. which is always fun.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)
Are you all off to the Wimpy followed by a trip to see ET afterwards?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)
have you done it?
or is this part of your "I don't like doing things that are fun" schtick
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)
or is this part of your "I don't like doing things that are fun" schtick
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)
We found a Wimpy still going in Peterborough the other week
I remembered it being pretty crap back in the 80s. At least they're consistent. I think they've dropped the beefeater fella, he was nowhere to be seen.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)
I remembered it being pretty crap back in the 80s. At least they're consistent. I think they've dropped the beefeater fella, he was nowhere to be seen.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)
I did
It was quite a mouthful. It was harder than I expected and was quite difficult to swallow, which was surprising considering the amount of time it took to come. I avoided the tip on this occasion.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)
It was quite a mouthful. It was harder than I expected and was quite difficult to swallow, which was surprising considering the amount of time it took to come. I avoided the tip on this occasion.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)
I've just bought my ticket
didn't even know they'd gone on sale *shames*
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)
didn't even know they'd gone on sale *shames*
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)
Can I just leave this here, I wrote it the other night but not many people were around to read it, it's my tribute to BGB and Wet Ham Man. RIP my nizzle.
They met in a basement car park
BGB had just finished having a wee in the corner next to a dark blue Vectra Estate when Wet Ham Man opened the door from teh pedestrian entrance and saw her, teetering on her tip toes as she shook herself to get rid of the last few drops without catching them on her purple knickers.
She caught he eye and smiled and chuckled, it sounded like the rumble from a partially blocked sink.
"Ere, luv" She shouted "you aven't got a tissue you, av' yer?"
"Errr, no" he said, looking to one side and fidgetting with his car keys in his pocket.
"Daaarn't worry about it luv!" She guffawed
and gave herself a quick wipe off with her left hand, before smearing it across the Vectra's windscreen, leaving a greast residue behind.
"Errrm, actually, that's my car" Said Wet Ham Man.
She grinned eve wider, displaying the remains of the doner kebab she'd just eaten
fragments of grey meat stuck to her front teeth, with bits of onion stuck to the side of her mouth.
"Looks like I'd better 'make it up to you' then, doesn't it?" She said with a sly wink.
Wet Ham Man shifted nervously from one leg to the other.
"Um, well, you know, there is something I've been wondering about you since I saw you" He said, his voice cracked and stuttered
as though he was working himself up for what was going to come next.
"Go on luv, I'm pretty unshockable" said BGB.
"It's just ... well, you see ..."
"Spit it out luv! Just so you know though, I don't"
"Okay, well, thing is, I've always wanted to push some wet ham up a ladies back passage, and then have her squeeze it out over my face while I wank myself off, then, just as I'm about to come, she sits down and mashes it into my nose and mouth"
BGB's eyes widened in surprise.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:05, Reply)
They met in a basement car park
BGB had just finished having a wee in the corner next to a dark blue Vectra Estate when Wet Ham Man opened the door from teh pedestrian entrance and saw her, teetering on her tip toes as she shook herself to get rid of the last few drops without catching them on her purple knickers.
She caught he eye and smiled and chuckled, it sounded like the rumble from a partially blocked sink.
"Ere, luv" She shouted "you aven't got a tissue you, av' yer?"
"Errr, no" he said, looking to one side and fidgetting with his car keys in his pocket.
"Daaarn't worry about it luv!" She guffawed
and gave herself a quick wipe off with her left hand, before smearing it across the Vectra's windscreen, leaving a greast residue behind.
"Errrm, actually, that's my car" Said Wet Ham Man.
She grinned eve wider, displaying the remains of the doner kebab she'd just eaten
fragments of grey meat stuck to her front teeth, with bits of onion stuck to the side of her mouth.
"Looks like I'd better 'make it up to you' then, doesn't it?" She said with a sly wink.
Wet Ham Man shifted nervously from one leg to the other.
"Um, well, you know, there is something I've been wondering about you since I saw you" He said, his voice cracked and stuttered
as though he was working himself up for what was going to come next.
"Go on luv, I'm pretty unshockable" said BGB.
"It's just ... well, you see ..."
"Spit it out luv! Just so you know though, I don't"
"Okay, well, thing is, I've always wanted to push some wet ham up a ladies back passage, and then have her squeeze it out over my face while I wank myself off, then, just as I'm about to come, she sits down and mashes it into my nose and mouth"
BGB's eyes widened in surprise.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:05, Reply)
I love you too sweety, I'm already looking forward to next years Todmorden bash.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:09, Reply)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:09, Reply)
I'm so glad I made the effort to make a ham sandwich for lunch this morning
Thanks al
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)
Thanks al
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)
BUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? I MUST KNOW!!
I can't keep this bone-on up indefinitely, you know. Not at my time of life.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)
I can't keep this bone-on up indefinitely, you know. Not at my time of life.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)
Friday innit?
Had a cracking night's sleep last night, which is good. Have shitloads of work to do which meant I was also working until 10.45pm last night = bad. Working the weekend = good (cash) and bad (time).
Ahh fuck it, pub lunch is calling
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)
Had a cracking night's sleep last night, which is good. Have shitloads of work to do which meant I was also working until 10.45pm last night = bad. Working the weekend = good (cash) and bad (time).
Ahh fuck it, pub lunch is calling
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)
See below
You posted your excellent nights sleep at exactly the same time as my moan about a lack of sleep!
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)
You posted your excellent nights sleep at exactly the same time as my moan about a lack of sleep!
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Thank Fuck indeed
My head is going to pop Scanners style if I cant get some work sorted
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)
My head is going to pop Scanners style if I cant get some work sorted
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Well
you're not going to get it done cocking around on here. Are you?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)
you're not going to get it done cocking around on here. Are you?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)
I don't think we need the details
of your compulsive masturbation.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)
of your compulsive masturbation.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)
The only thing that could make me happy right now is crawling into a king sized double bed with
Egyptian cotton sheets and a duck and goose down duvet and pillows.
that or gin
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)
Egyptian cotton sheets and a duck and goose down duvet and pillows.
that or gin
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)
I realise you are used to sleeping on the floor of public loos, but still
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)
I remember a time when you topped the charts, mate
I shall put this uncharacteristically poor response down to the nipper, however. Hope you van catch up on some Z's this weekend
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)
I shall put this uncharacteristically poor response down to the nipper, however. Hope you van catch up on some Z's this weekend
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)
I almost didn't post, then couldn't be bothered to rewrite something
Watched day one cricket highlights last night, very entertaining. Stupid channel 5.com doesn't have the days highlights on until after midnight though
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)
Watched day one cricket highlights last night, very entertaining. Stupid channel 5.com doesn't have the days highlights on until after midnight though
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)
You'll enjoy day two's highlights I can assure you
KP batted with the demeanour of a man swatting away a fly and Cook was imperious.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)
KP batted with the demeanour of a man swatting away a fly and Cook was imperious.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)
I was offered tickets to this test...said no lets go to a 'one day' later in the year
I'm an idiot
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)
I'm an idiot
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)
You'd have been unpopular with the Mrs if you'd gone now though
I'm annoyed at myself for not planning better for the Trent Bridge test though. Next summer when the Proteas are over, definitely
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)
I'm annoyed at myself for not planning better for the Trent Bridge test though. Next summer when the Proteas are over, definitely
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)
We should still be in top nick next summer
Straussy is about the only player who might feel the advance of Father Time any time soon. Exciting times to be an English cricket fan.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Straussy is about the only player who might feel the advance of Father Time any time soon. Exciting times to be an English cricket fan.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Straussy went to my school, the big child like mong/brillant batsman
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)
You went to school in South Africa?
Couldn't resist. Yes I'm aware the skipper has lived here since he was 6
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Couldn't resist. Yes I'm aware the skipper has lived here since he was 6
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Very kind thank you
I get offered tickets in September by my uncle who is a MCC member, I'd splash out on loads but they are £90 each...
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)
I get offered tickets in September by my uncle who is a MCC member, I'd splash out on loads but they are £90 each...
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Do you know other trates a lot of women have? Earings and faces.
Like the scene in I Am Legend when Will Smith kills his dog, holding onto it tight, crying, as he kills his only companion.... Don't fight it Darth, don't fight it. I shall meme this.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)
Like the scene in I Am Legend when Will Smith kills his dog, holding onto it tight, crying, as he kills his only companion.... Don't fight it Darth, don't fight it. I shall meme this.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)
Yeah it's like when Rasczak shot that soldier who'd been dragged to a bug's nest in Starship Troopers.
You know, kinder in the long run.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)
You know, kinder in the long run.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)
And when Mal kills the guy so the Reapers won't rape him to death.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)
For telling the truth :(
Firefly was an alright, if slightly boring and derivative show with cookie-cutter characters (with a couple of exceptions to be fair) which got cancelled (probably due to the out of order episodes but also due to the fact that overall Joss Whedon is pretty shit.)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Firefly was an alright, if slightly boring and derivative show with cookie-cutter characters (with a couple of exceptions to be fair) which got cancelled (probably due to the out of order episodes but also due to the fact that overall Joss Whedon is pretty shit.)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)
You looted Apples from a hardworking tree?
You're scum I'm reporting this post to the police.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)
You're scum I'm reporting this post to the police.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)
he comes from a single parent family and didn't like school very much
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Bollocks! You had no political agenda! You just wanted free 42" widescreen apples!
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:39, Reply)
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I'm looking forward to today
for no reason whatsoever. I had £300 on a credit card, and my brother has offered to pay it back for me, so I don't accrue any interest. I probably won't take him up on it, but it was a nice thought.
Also my diet is going well.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)
for no reason whatsoever. I had £300 on a credit card, and my brother has offered to pay it back for me, so I don't accrue any interest. I probably won't take him up on it, but it was a nice thought.
Also my diet is going well.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)
I've done this about four or five times now
After several years I now finally have enough money to actually pay the damned thing off.
Sorry if this post offends Monty, I just sometimes like to talk about how I'm not a complete money spazz.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)
After several years I now finally have enough money to actually pay the damned thing off.
Sorry if this post offends Monty, I just sometimes like to talk about how I'm not a complete money spazz.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)
Money? What's that?
It was silly of me to get it, but I'm in the position that even four days of temporary work and I've pretty much paid it back.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)
It was silly of me to get it, but I'm in the position that even four days of temporary work and I've pretty much paid it back.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)
Sounds familiar
the engagement ring and a big chunk of the honeymoon went on credit, paid it ddown to less than £2.5k now, which is excellent
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)
the engagement ring and a big chunk of the honeymoon went on credit, paid it ddown to less than £2.5k now, which is excellent
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)
fairly sure my dad has been doing that for 40 years
do you end up paying balance transfer fees?
I've usually gone with a loan if it's a reasonable amount that I need on credit
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)
do you end up paying balance transfer fees?
I've usually gone with a loan if it's a reasonable amount that I need on credit
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)
I managed to wake up this morning without my alarm, that made me quite happy
And for lunch, we're going down to Tesco to get spicy sausage sandwiches, so that's pretty ace too.
I'm pissed off because we had a power cut this morning, and as I'm the sole IT staff member here today, I'm having to ensure all PCs have reconnected correctly. So far, out of the 12 in the office, 1 reconnected properly, FFS.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)
And for lunch, we're going down to Tesco to get spicy sausage sandwiches, so that's pretty ace too.
I'm pissed off because we had a power cut this morning, and as I'm the sole IT staff member here today, I'm having to ensure all PCs have reconnected correctly. So far, out of the 12 in the office, 1 reconnected properly, FFS.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)
They're all OK now
From the looks of it, the PCs reconnected before the server was fully on, so a quick logoff/logon sorted them.
Problem is, I had to do that for all of them.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:42, Reply)
From the looks of it, the PCs reconnected before the server was fully on, so a quick logoff/logon sorted them.
Problem is, I had to do that for all of them.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:42, Reply)
Tip:
Don't get 'spicy sausages' from the sandwich shop near Al's - they're shit. Literally.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Don't get 'spicy sausages' from the sandwich shop near Al's - they're shit. Literally.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Haha
Shockingly, the sausages from the Tesco hot counter are pretty damn good.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)
Shockingly, the sausages from the Tesco hot counter are pretty damn good.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)
Oh my dear lord all mighty I took my morphine as usual this morning and I feel like I've taken like a billion times more than what I normally take.
It's like I've just gotten out the bath, a bath I have managed to get out for 5 hours, and then it took me another hour to get me out of the bath. And my Ma' is waiting for me with a towel that has been on the radiator, and she's hugging me dry. And then coming downstairs at 8 (past bed time) to find that a new Deep Space 9 is on, and there is a huge mountain of a plate with mashed potato and fried egg and baked beens and fish fingers. And Dad just got home late from work and he's had the monthly delivery in so his car boot is filled with huge boxes as big as I am to make bases.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)
It's like I've just gotten out the bath, a bath I have managed to get out for 5 hours, and then it took me another hour to get me out of the bath. And my Ma' is waiting for me with a towel that has been on the radiator, and she's hugging me dry. And then coming downstairs at 8 (past bed time) to find that a new Deep Space 9 is on, and there is a huge mountain of a plate with mashed potato and fried egg and baked beens and fish fingers. And Dad just got home late from work and he's had the monthly delivery in so his car boot is filled with huge boxes as big as I am to make bases.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Nah', but I'm fine, I've taken opiets all my life, it's just that it's really hit my strong this morning because of the new stuff.
Almost like it's the first time I've taken them, but I know what to expect and all that.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Almost like it's the first time I've taken them, but I know what to expect and all that.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Dude its improved your spelling
That's not a dig, just an observation. Can I have some?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:44, Reply)
That's not a dig, just an observation. Can I have some?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:44, Reply)
Why am I happy today?
It is my last day working in the sandwich shop up the road from Al and I am celebrating by putting a bot dog in every sandwich.
When I knock off I'm going apple scrumping at a house down the road.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:30, Reply)
It is my last day working in the sandwich shop up the road from Al and I am celebrating by putting a bot dog in every sandwich.
When I knock off I'm going apple scrumping at a house down the road.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:30, Reply)
Hahahaha
Don't forget to post burning newspaper through the letterbox as you leave.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)
Don't forget to post burning newspaper through the letterbox as you leave.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)
Oh yes
there's a little surprise wrapped up in that for whoever stamps it out too.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)
there's a little surprise wrapped up in that for whoever stamps it out too.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)
Awww man, I thought for a minute there you actually did work in the sandwich shop
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)
Best take a look inside your sandwich anyway, before you take a bite...
Y'know, just to be on the safe side, eh?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Y'know, just to be on the safe side, eh?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)
This is Al we're talking about
That sandwich was gone within seconds of purchase
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)
That sandwich was gone within seconds of purchase
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)
I rebuilt an engine yesterday, that made me happy.
I am made happy by strange things. Like, for example, the discovery that you can buy star trek uniform themed dressing gowns. Not that I intend to buy one, but I enjoy the fact that they exist.
Edit: I lie, I am in fact considering it, even though I'll hate myself for being a Colin.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)
I am made happy by strange things. Like, for example, the discovery that you can buy star trek uniform themed dressing gowns. Not that I intend to buy one, but I enjoy the fact that they exist.
Edit: I lie, I am in fact considering it, even though I'll hate myself for being a Colin.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)
The problem is, they have command yellow and science blue
but given my engine rebuild, I really feel that I ought to have engineering red. I cannot find one :(
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)
but given my engine rebuild, I really feel that I ought to have engineering red. I cannot find one :(
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:48, Reply)
If I had a red one
I would inevitably be killed by something.
/trek gag
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)
I would inevitably be killed by something.
/trek gag
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)
I can't believe no-one has asked the most important question here
Original series or Next Generation?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Original series or Next Generation?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)
If there was a pecking order of cool in Trek fans; which is, of course, a ridiculous notion,
you would be the lowest.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)
you would be the lowest.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)
I'm not speaking out in favour of NG over original series
Just the uniforms. Anyway, Enterprise apologists would be the lowest. And anyone who says the fifth movie is underrated.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)
Just the uniforms. Anyway, Enterprise apologists would be the lowest. And anyone who says the fifth movie is underrated.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)
You prefer the tight spandex ones
without the shit-kicking boots?
Oh wait, of course you do.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:05, Reply)
without the shit-kicking boots?
Oh wait, of course you do.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Original series uniforms look like they were designed by a fucking hippy
For obvious reasons. Also, Next Gen uniforms are not made of spandex. I know spandex when I see it.
And that hideous yellowy-green colour Kirk wore? Ugh. Not with my skin tone, darling.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)
For obvious reasons. Also, Next Gen uniforms are not made of spandex. I know spandex when I see it.
And that hideous yellowy-green colour Kirk wore? Ugh. Not with my skin tone, darling.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)
I'm on holiday today
I woke up at 5am puking my guts up and am shitting rusty water. I'm never eating pork ribs again, what a waste of a day off. My mums apple trees yielded a crop that allowed me to make some homemade applejack. It's in the freezer now and should be ready tonight so I'm happyish there.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:37, Reply)
I woke up at 5am puking my guts up and am shitting rusty water. I'm never eating pork ribs again, what a waste of a day off. My mums apple trees yielded a crop that allowed me to make some homemade applejack. It's in the freezer now and should be ready tonight so I'm happyish there.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:37, Reply)
you make cider then freeze it. Take out the ice and you're left with applejack!
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)
My father in law has two apples trees
I am visiting next week. WE shall make applejack!
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)
I am visiting next week. WE shall make applejack!
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)
Make sure the cider is nice and strong by using champagne yeast when you ferment it.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)
I, uh, wouldn't use this one:
toisennhauser.com/work/12/oktoberfest
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)
toisennhauser.com/work/12/oktoberfest
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)
"a trace amount of my vaginal yeast "
Good Lord. Will women stop at nothing to spoil our enjoyment of beer?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Good Lord. Will women stop at nothing to spoil our enjoyment of beer?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Have we all seen this?
lootalikes.tumblr.com/
Couple of good ones in there
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)
lootalikes.tumblr.com/
Couple of good ones in there
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)
I am happy
that in about 45 minutes I will have a sausage and egg bap (NO BACON FUCK OFF AA)
I am unhappy that I have a PAC code from O2 to move my number to Three and it starts TEL. Three's automated phone system offers me 4 options for the first three letters of the PAC code, guess what isn't one of those options. Also there doesn't seem to be any way to get through to an operator without letting it play the 4 options and pressing nothing 3 times over. AARGH AUTOMATED PHONE SYSTEMS HOW I DESPISE THEE
Also I am happy about not being killed by looters.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)
that in about 45 minutes I will have a sausage and egg bap (NO BACON FUCK OFF AA)
I am unhappy that I have a PAC code from O2 to move my number to Three and it starts TEL. Three's automated phone system offers me 4 options for the first three letters of the PAC code, guess what isn't one of those options. Also there doesn't seem to be any way to get through to an operator without letting it play the 4 options and pressing nothing 3 times over. AARGH AUTOMATED PHONE SYSTEMS HOW I DESPISE THEE
Also I am happy about not being killed by looters.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)
It's ok, I understand your reasoning.
You should understand it's clear to me and the others here, that you're a deacon.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)
You should understand it's clear to me and the others here, that you're a deacon.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)
I'm happy for a collection of tedious little reasons
But let's see... which ones can you rip the piss out of?
I finally got a job application sent off last night, and it looked fairly impressive, I have actual, real life proof that I'm not physically repulsive, and I dreamed about willies last night.
How the devil is everyone today?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)
But let's see... which ones can you rip the piss out of?
I finally got a job application sent off last night, and it looked fairly impressive, I have actual, real life proof that I'm not physically repulsive, and I dreamed about willies last night.
How the devil is everyone today?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:51, Reply)
You were walking through a park and you got flashed by a tramp in a dirty mac
and a pair of wellies. He had a boner.
That's it, isn't it? I'm right, aren't I?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)
and a pair of wellies. He had a boner.
That's it, isn't it? I'm right, aren't I?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Were they soft and surrounded by grey pubes
did you poke them and try and feed them viagra, but still find them unresponsive?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)
did you poke them and try and feed them viagra, but still find them unresponsive?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Actually
They weren't even attached to anybody. It was just a recurring motif in my dream. Not even one of those special dreams that make your knees go wobbly.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)
They weren't even attached to anybody. It was just a recurring motif in my dream. Not even one of those special dreams that make your knees go wobbly.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)
Why is dreaming about willies a good thing?
I'd find that fucking terrifying.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)
I'd find that fucking terrifying.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)
I'm happy today
Because I don't have to go to work 'til 2.
So I get to hang around being lazy.
Also, it's Friday.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Because I don't have to go to work 'til 2.
So I get to hang around being lazy.
Also, it's Friday.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)
That one fell through.
Found a bigger one, for the same price though, so gotta go pay the solicitors the search fee this morning. Fingers crossed and all that!
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Found a bigger one, for the same price though, so gotta go pay the solicitors the search fee this morning. Fingers crossed and all that!
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Hope it works out
buying houses is a fucking shit business. I'm hoping to stay in mine for a while longer.
But I really, really want a garage, and some off street parking.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)
buying houses is a fucking shit business. I'm hoping to stay in mine for a while longer.
But I really, really want a garage, and some off street parking.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)
Plus your house is nice!
It is a shit business indeed, but just gotta go with it. Reckon this one could be ok though.
Plus I'm looking forward to inviting some of you nutjobs over for a house-warming.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)
It is a shit business indeed, but just gotta go with it. Reckon this one could be ok though.
Plus I'm looking forward to inviting some of you nutjobs over for a house-warming.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Yeah,
But you get to drink my home-made wine, and sleep on the floor.
You've gotta be persuaded now, surely.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)
But you get to drink my home-made wine, and sleep on the floor.
You've gotta be persuaded now, surely.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)
He's got a shed.
Even if you do, I doubt you use it for bike-fucking.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Even if you do, I doubt you use it for bike-fucking.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)
I have a shed
but it used for storing tools and wood and other manly things
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:31, Reply)
but it used for storing tools and wood and other manly things
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:31, Reply)
See, the pessimist in me read this as:
I'll be stuck at work 'til gone 10 tonight.
I'll be on my own and bored all day.
Well that's Friday fucked then.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)
I'll be stuck at work 'til gone 10 tonight.
I'll be on my own and bored all day.
Well that's Friday fucked then.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Ha!
Nah, I've gotta drive for an hour, pick some stuff* up from someone in a Morrison's car park, then drive home. Pretty easy day.
*(Animals. I'm not a drug dealer/gun-runner.)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)
Nah, I've gotta drive for an hour, pick some stuff* up from someone in a Morrison's car park, then drive home. Pretty easy day.
*(Animals. I'm not a drug dealer/gun-runner.)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)
You pick up animals in a Morrissons car park?
There is no way that could sound dodgier.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)
There is no way that could sound dodgier.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)
True...
I can't be bothered to explain the details. Let your imagination run wild!
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)
I can't be bothered to explain the details. Let your imagination run wild!
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)
That's because it's in such short supply
that nobody wants to sell it.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)
that nobody wants to sell it.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)
That's because you have never once thought about anyone that wasn't yourself, or your current weak chinned man-child fuck buddy
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)
whoa
i was only trying to say that i didn't realise your life was fully twice as exciting as i thought it was, chill out, man.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)
i was only trying to say that i didn't realise your life was fully twice as exciting as i thought it was, chill out, man.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)
al would never worry me
he thinks too hard about the most personal things he can say that might upset someone - and then takes pride in saying them. i find that a little bit weird myself, but each to his own.
i suspect that in real life he is a perfectly nice guy who is slightly shy or not hugely confident underneath and so he overcompensates for it a bit by saying everything on here that he would never otherwise dare to articulate.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)
he thinks too hard about the most personal things he can say that might upset someone - and then takes pride in saying them. i find that a little bit weird myself, but each to his own.
i suspect that in real life he is a perfectly nice guy who is slightly shy or not hugely confident underneath and so he overcompensates for it a bit by saying everything on here that he would never otherwise dare to articulate.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Since Labs has been away
you've had rather a disturbing fixation on chins
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)
you've had rather a disturbing fixation on chins
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Oh, my, you really do have a massive crush on me, don't you, Al?
I'm not sure where you got the miserable from. Cunt, I'll hold my hands up to, but yesterday is the only point I recall confessing to being anything other than contented on here.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)
I'm not sure where you got the miserable from. Cunt, I'll hold my hands up to, but yesterday is the only point I recall confessing to being anything other than contented on here.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)
I'll give you two reasons to be cheerful today, old boy
Alastair. Cook.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Alastair. Cook.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)
You've gone and correctly identified where I got the miserable cunt from right there.
Yesterday you said that you were all miserable and sad, so, given what kind of website this is, I'm mocking you for it.
Same as I keep being mocked for being grossly obese. Difference is, when someone plays the fat joke, I don't start getting upset. This is b3ta. I'm not getting at you personally, just the fact that you are depressed and sad and likely to start self harming (or, if I dare to dream, committing suicide).
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)
Yesterday you said that you were all miserable and sad, so, given what kind of website this is, I'm mocking you for it.
Same as I keep being mocked for being grossly obese. Difference is, when someone plays the fat joke, I don't start getting upset. This is b3ta. I'm not getting at you personally, just the fact that you are depressed and sad and likely to start self harming (or, if I dare to dream, committing suicide).
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)
The reflection of bright lights from my scalp will distract you form your latest set of red bill reminders.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)
I don't believe I've ever mocked you for being fat, chap.
But, granted, if a couple of responses to a direct question yesterday justify your obsessive mocking, mock away. I'm just choosing to take it that you drift off to sleep cuddling a print-out of my profile at night.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)
But, granted, if a couple of responses to a direct question yesterday justify your obsessive mocking, mock away. I'm just choosing to take it that you drift off to sleep cuddling a print-out of my profile at night.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)
like humpty dumpty?
humpty dumpty sat on a- one of his own carrots more like. and thought, hmm that was rather nice.
maybe this explains the obsession with vegetable growing, come to think of it.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)
humpty dumpty sat on a- one of his own carrots more like. and thought, hmm that was rather nice.
maybe this explains the obsession with vegetable growing, come to think of it.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)
i could develop an online crush on you
if you were single.
ah, online crushes. best and least pointless of all the crushes.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)
if you were single.
ah, online crushes. best and least pointless of all the crushes.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)
In a roundabout sort of way that reminds me of the best line from last night's Big Bang Theory
Which I shan't replicate here in case anyone hasn't seen it. I have a feeling many B3tans would approve, as it was designed to mock WoW enthusiasts
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)
Which I shan't replicate here in case anyone hasn't seen it. I have a feeling many B3tans would approve, as it was designed to mock WoW enthusiasts
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)
the one where Penny starts playing online games?
or the one where some guy steals Sheldon's stuff?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)
or the one where some guy steals Sheldon's stuff?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Fuck it, you've seen it anyway
When Sheldon was lamenting the 3,000 hours spent clicking his mouse, collecting gold, vanquishing enemies and says "...it's almost like it was a complete waste of time" I laughed so loud Ms Foxtrot's sister came downstairs to see what was happening
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)
When Sheldon was lamenting the 3,000 hours spent clicking his mouse, collecting gold, vanquishing enemies and says "...it's almost like it was a complete waste of time" I laughed so loud Ms Foxtrot's sister came downstairs to see what was happening
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)
I downloaded it when it was on in america
so saw it ages ago.
I rewatch them a bit though, because there is little else worth watching on tv at the moment, and my virgin box has a stockpile of episodes
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)
so saw it ages ago.
I rewatch them a bit though, because there is little else worth watching on tv at the moment, and my virgin box has a stockpile of episodes
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Not much arguing with that point
Thursday nights from 9 on E4 have become the only point in the week which we always watch TV. Big Bang followed by HIMYM, which it turns out you were right about all along. I maintain that Marshall is immensely annoying, though.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Thursday nights from 9 on E4 have become the only point in the week which we always watch TV. Big Bang followed by HIMYM, which it turns out you were right about all along. I maintain that Marshall is immensely annoying, though.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)
yeah marshall is annoying
but lily and robyn are so hot, and NPH so amusing that it makes up for it.
have you seen any of Beaver Falls?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)
but lily and robyn are so hot, and NPH so amusing that it makes up for it.
have you seen any of Beaver Falls?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)
No, that and Franklin and Bash are on my "must get around to catching up with" list
Any good?
Agreed on all counts about the cast of HIMYM, by the way. Ted's annoying in a sub-Ross Geller way but the rest of the cast is good enough to make up for him
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Any good?
Agreed on all counts about the cast of HIMYM, by the way. Ted's annoying in a sub-Ross Geller way but the rest of the cast is good enough to make up for him
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:30, Reply)
not bad from what little I've seen so far
you are right about Ted
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:32, Reply)
you are right about Ted
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:32, Reply)
I watched the first 30 minutes of the first one
It was alright but it didn't really grab me. What did you think?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:31, Reply)
It was alright but it didn't really grab me. What did you think?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:31, Reply)
I've seen about the same
there were some amusing bits, and some reasonably hot women, so I'm going to watch more and see how it goes
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)
there were some amusing bits, and some reasonably hot women, so I'm going to watch more and see how it goes
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)
you're not single either
i do not titgaz the married or the nearly married.
sorry darling.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)
i do not titgaz the married or the nearly married.
sorry darling.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)
does this mean I need to set up a sockpuppet account and charm you from scratch?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)
haha i would love to see your efforts
you are many things, my fine surfing friend, but sleazy you ain't.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)
you are many things, my fine surfing friend, but sleazy you ain't.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)
One of the things he is, is 'a tedious bender' though, so it's not all good news.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Yeah, Vipros is a tedious bender
*plays guitar, grows beard, is smug*
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)
*plays guitar, grows beard, is smug*
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)
i love the word tedious
it's so offensive without being rude. like "village" or "mediocre".
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)
it's so offensive without being rude. like "village" or "mediocre".
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)
it's an interesting approach calling non-gays who rebuff your advances
tedious and yet still claiming they are benders.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)
tedious and yet still claiming they are benders.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)
By this token you are also nearly married
Although you'll probably be sashaying up the aisle before me at this rate
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Although you'll probably be sashaying up the aisle before me at this rate
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)
why would you want to sashay up the aisle?!
I AM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP. i am "seeing someone".
being in a relationship would make me feel bad about flirting last night!
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)
I AM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP. i am "seeing someone".
being in a relationship would make me feel bad about flirting last night!
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)
My point is that if you think being in a relationship is the same as being nearly married
you haven't met my missus
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)
you haven't met my missus
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)
She's Northern
she doesn't sashay anywhere anymore than Sean Bean does.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)
she doesn't sashay anywhere anymore than Sean Bean does.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)
just because i used to see you lurching around uxbridge
with your knuckles on the floor
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)
with your knuckles on the floor
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)
I did my washing last night, but didn't have enough time to dry them.
As a result, my shirt was wet when I put it on this morning.
It has now dried. Being dry makes me happy.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)
As a result, my shirt was wet when I put it on this morning.
It has now dried. Being dry makes me happy.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)
I take it you wake up unhappy most mornings
you need Pampers Extra-Dry for incontinent adults.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)
you need Pampers Extra-Dry for incontinent adults.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)
So will being a person apparantly
but for both estimates not for a very long time
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)
but for both estimates not for a very long time
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)
You're not a person?
How do you manage to walk and talk, then? What are you?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)
How do you manage to walk and talk, then? What are you?
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)
Apparently I have it on good authority*
that before you reach the grand old age of thirty or some age thereabouts you aren't a person, just a collection of ill-informed opinions
*shit authority
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)
that before you reach the grand old age of thirty or some age thereabouts you aren't a person, just a collection of ill-informed opinions
*shit authority
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Oh really? Well I can quash that one
I'm over 30 and I'm still a total child.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)
I'm over 30 and I'm still a total child.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)
Ohhhh, yeah', something that pissed me off last night, the big street cleaner machine, the big thing they sit in with a cabin and all that, was going up and down the street, at 3 in the morning, making my room vibrate and really loud. For two hours.
I almost went outside in my dressing gown and smashed shit it big time. I think it was one of those machines, it might have been a big lorry parked outside the house, but it was there for two hours and so loud and making my room vibrate.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)
I almost went outside in my dressing gown and smashed shit it big time. I think it was one of those machines, it might have been a big lorry parked outside the house, but it was there for two hours and so loud and making my room vibrate.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)
We used to have them come round every day at 7am when I lived near a building site
loud as fuck they are.
I suppose they're going to be working late and early at the moment though.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)
loud as fuck they are.
I suppose they're going to be working late and early at the moment though.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Was it a Star Trek dressing gown?
You'd have a science blue one, I expect.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)
You'd have a science blue one, I expect.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)
They wore fucking dangerous lizards as dressing gowns?
blimey, these trekkies are harder than I thought.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)
blimey, these trekkies are harder than I thought.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Haha, I think Kirk had a fight with one once
but I don't think they wore them as clothing.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)
but I don't think they wore them as clothing.
( , Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)
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