bees into what, now? Prissy?
I think your sensitivity meter needs recalibrating, petal. If you take the piss, I'll take the piss back. Circle of life.

I strongly suspect what's really upsetting you here is that I've not thrown a paddy in response to your mocking.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

But you haven't taken the piss back
you just keep questioning why I'm apparently obsessed with you as if me deciding to mock someone for no apparent reason is some complete surprise.

The first line of the last two responses sums this up completely.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

erm, I've been taking the piss out of your obsession with me.
I suspect, really, you might need a crash course in just what "taking the piss" actually means. I know a couple of guys that can offer it quite cheaply.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)