Well, computers for spastics is over for another week, thank christ.
Now I just have to go home, clean teh kitchen, pack up about a million things I sold on eBay this weekend, get them round the post office, tidy the lounge so I can actually see the carpet, hoover the carper, then go and pick up the dog from doggy playschool.

I have successfully made the rest of this thread ^^^ appear less boring. You are all welcome.

Tell me something saucy. I'm bored.

EDIT: Also, all the Polish people I know are very funny and lovely. They don't whinge like buggery about doing some actual work, and they speak our language better than most British people these days.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:17, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

EXPELLIARMUS
That's something sorcery.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:18, Reply)

It always sounds like they're ordering food though.
Asparagus!!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I saw the final film on Saturday
I was rather impressed with Ralph Fiennes' ability to make the words "Avada Kedavra!" sound ominous and vaguely scary rather than stupid.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)

And did Social Services counsel the child afterwards?
That 'popcorn box' trick can sometimes backfire...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Nah
Ms Foxtrot went and sat next to me instead of him. BORING
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I think I'll hoover the carper first.
And Stokes Sauce is the best sauce ever.

That saucy enough?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I HAVE GONZISM YOU HEARTLESS CUNT!!!!!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Pitty it's not an STI/D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)