Al, I ate the first corn on the cob from my garden yesterday
it was magnificent.

Had a party at my place on Saturday for my birthday and the Poles up the street were listening to some very odd music indeed.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

oh christ not more vegetable growing
vipros, please don't. PLEASE?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

once it's set up it doesn't actually take much work
so I get to enjoy exciting activities (or this weekend, playing golf, and then getting hammered) and get it enhanced with lovely fresh produce from the garden.

So basically, my life is better than yours
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Don't be ridiculous Vippers
I don't see a gorgeous super-rich Asian man whisking you away in a car that cost more than Sharon Osborne's face for MEGA HOT SEX
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

That's because he doesn't earn enough money.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Or is it too much money
I've forgotten how this joke works now.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Allow me to explain the joke in intircate detail for you
Swipey is shallow

There you go
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

shame your spelling isn't as intricate as your joking...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Ooooooooooh dear
If you'll excuse me Ms Swipe, I need to go to hospital to have this bullet removed from my stupid fat foot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Awesome stuff
We have a cucumber which is well on it's way to being ready for picking.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Sorry Al, too easy
pi fu
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)