where are-
oh fuck it, don't make me ask AGAIN!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fucking hell, I leave my computer for 2 minutes...
My camera is still in the back of my mates car as I went straight out on the piss. Later tonight or tomorrow, assuming someone actually took a decent picture.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:43, Reply)

you promised
typical bloke.... but tomorrow will do....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:46, Reply)

No, if I was a typical bloke
I'd probably have sent you a photo of my cock instead and then fallen asleep.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:48, Reply)

i will accept a pink cock shot in lieu of a pink sock shot

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)

no, no you won't.
well, you might accept it, but I'm afraid you're not getting it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:52, Reply)

oh go on
you can use a zoom lens if you like, i won't know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Disgraceful encouragement of dishonesty
*buys zoom lens*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:59, Reply)

There's this thing called a gaz, right...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Gaz doesn't allow maximal embarrassment of the recipient.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:45, Reply)

oh soooo much this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Swipey, you're making your self look like a nymphomaniacal, bunny-boiling sex pest...
Oh. Carry on.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)

jealousy is a very ugly emotion, DF
let it go. i'd happily look at your pink socks too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Don't own any
Nor do I play hockey, shave my head or have tattoos of pale blue snowflakes or paw prints.

Just saying.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:54, Reply)

my friend has just had a white tattoo done
she is white. it does not show up very well!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Please tell me it says "SUPREMACY"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:57, Reply)

haha, proper LOL.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 17:59, Reply)