Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Not at the moment, I'm notI'm fucking riddled with lurgy
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Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:19,
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Phone work tomorrow and tell them you're sick.If they ask what's wrong, say 'I'm in bed with my sister'.
If your manager/HR woman says 'Fuck Off Bert', you'll know they use b3ta.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:24,
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A fine specimen like you?You should be beating them off with a shitty stick.
Instead of just beating yourself off...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:04,
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I'd certainly give him a cuddle(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:06,
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If he played his cards right I might even give him a surprise index up his arsehole(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:07,
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Slipping me a sly digit, is it?You'll at least have the decency to buy me a drink first.
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Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:13,
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Simmer down, I might let you have a sniff after Biggers has given it a taste test(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:17,
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I am quite popular, it's true.Less so when I'm shivering and hacking my lungs up, however
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