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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's OK folks, I'm here now.
Who needs my help or counselling this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:50, 277 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
You could counsel me to get off the internet
and do some much-needed sorting out of STUFF, given that I currently own too much of it to fit in to the house share I'm moving in to in three weeks.

Fuck. Three weeks, and I've not even started.

ARGH.
(berk, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Hey, berk.
SORT STUFF!

There. That told you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:57, Reply)
Nnnnnngggh don't wanna.

(berk, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:00, Reply)
Berk!
*Wags finger*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Come on now hon, get with the programme.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:04, Reply)
But the program is deathly dull
I had a sort out not so long ago and now I have to have another, more ruthless one.
(berk, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:06, Reply)
Get TC over to do the sorting with you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Pfft no
he says I've got way too much junk and to just get on with it.
(berk, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Well don't say I haven't suggested anything.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:12, Reply)
He said he'd help, but only if it only involved carrying things
and ideally nothing particularly heavy. Any crap or dirtiness is of my own making and is for me to deal with.
Which is fair enough. It's just convincing myself that dealing with it is what I want to do with my evening.
(berk, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Good old Top Cat, he's so helpful like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
You're his mate who isn't tied to a tree.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)
You could show me some sympathy if you like.
I spent 3 hours at the hospital getting my back examined. Still, they've given me some codine to go with all of the other pain killers I've got.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:56, Reply)
What you need is a gentle Blousie hug.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:58, Reply)
That would work.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:59, Reply)
It's a panacea for all ills.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:00, Reply)
It's nothing like a sandwich made with Italian bread.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:01, Reply)
I think I had codine or co codamol when I sprained my arm.
I can say without irony they made me go all blooty.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Co codomol FTW!
I use it sparingly though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:59, Reply)
I don't know how that stuff is legal.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Is blooty another word for 'utterly spaced out'
if so, they had the same effect on me.
(berk, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:00, Reply)
She still hasn't replied.
*jumps off bridge*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:57, Reply)
At least in London you've got a good selection of bridges to choose from.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:57, Reply)
I might mix it up and go with the Hammersmith flyover.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:00, Reply)
Nice.
Make sure you choose a bridge that'll cause the most traffic chaos. Also, put a superhero costume on as well, people will think it's Fathers For Justice 'gone wrong'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:03, Reply)
I'm going to a Mrs Featherbottom
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKXkfLhn6pA
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Sorry! I was checking out stuff on tinternet.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Get yourself to Bridge-end
for doublelolz
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:20, Reply)
I've had a pretty shitty few weeks, as it happens.
You women fucking suck, you realise. Dumped twice in two months. Woot! Record.

And I'm sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Dumped by different women or the same woman?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Same woman. Made a rookie mistake of going back.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Being dumped sucks.
But you're young and a fine specimen of manhood, (according to you), so get back out there and fight the good fight.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:16, Reply)
Not at the moment, I'm not
I'm fucking riddled with lurgy
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Phone work tomorrow and tell them you're sick.
If they ask what's wrong, say 'I'm in bed with my sister'.

If your manager/HR woman says 'Fuck Off Bert', you'll know they use b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:24, Reply)
A fine specimen like you?
You should be beating them off with a shitty stick.

Instead of just beating yourself off...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I'd certainly give him a cuddle

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:06, Reply)
If he played his cards right I might even give him a surprise index up his arsehole

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Slipping me a sly digit, is it?
You'll at least have the decency to buy me a drink first.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Simmer down, I might let you have a sniff after Biggers has given it a taste test

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)
I am quite popular, it's true.
Less so when I'm shivering and hacking my lungs up, however
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)
*sends tit gaz*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Senokot is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Am in the middle of a video chat with my parents
How do I reconcile thinking this is dull as fuck when I should be a) amazed by technology, because they're in South Africa and b) glad they're alive, as they're in South Africa?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Put a burning tyre around your neck.
It'll cheer 'em right up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Don't worry about it. The technology's actually relatively simple
and has been around for fifteen, twenty years.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Phew
This is dull as fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Ask them to get you a Winnie Mandela FC shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:25, Reply)
'Winnie Mandela - Fat Cunt'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Come on.
You must remember her 'football club'.

freestudents.blogspot.com/2007/06/winnie-mandela-kidnapper-torturer-child.html
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Give me some motivation
six days in and it's getting tough
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Work hard or you'll end up like Monty

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Six days in what?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:19, Reply)
This ^
whut?
(berk, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Diet
I've been doing fine, almost no cravings at all, but my brother is being a bastard and bought sausages, pate, cake and crisps all of which are on my 'don't you even think about eating them you fat bastard' list
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Ah yes I remember now.
Remember nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Doesn't actually believe this but you wanted motivation.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:23, Reply)
I'm clinging to it
having averaged 492 calories my jeans are definitely looser. Plus walked three miles today even on my dodgy feet
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Well good luck hon but be careful.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:29, Reply)
I've got large reserves to fall back on

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:29, Reply)
That is deeply unhealthy.
You will actually be doing yourself harm eating that little.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Oh, I thought you meant minimum wage work.
I'll edit my other post.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Drink water. Drink fucking tons of it.
Also it sounds daft, but just tell yourself you ain't hungry. Seriously, I used to eat non stop but today I've eaten a bowl of porridge and a tin of kidney beans with tuna. It's a piece of piss once you get into the right frame of mind.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:26, Reply)
The water tip is great
I've drunk eight pints a day for a week now.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Not only does it fill you up, it speeds up the weight loss process as well.
I can't remember why but it does.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Because every 10 minutes you've got to sprint to the pisser!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:38, Reply)
It also means you will end up seriously deficient in salt
and in serious danger of dying. Just to put this in context, nobody has died during the London Marathon through being dehydrated, but most years someone will die because they have drunk too much water.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Stop health-scaring me
or I'll turn into a hypochondriac.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Just don't drink vast quantities of water
it's not good for you. Drink water when you're thirsty, not because you think it will help you loose weight.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)
I assumed eight pints was recommended
a quick google tells me eight glasses is, which is four pints :S
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)
No, that 8 glasses thing is also bollocks
in total, you are likely to require 8 glasses of fluid a day, but that includes all liquids including those within foods. Not just drinking 8 glasses of water.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)
The whole thing is a made-up lie
like the alcohol units thing and 5-a-day. And homosexuality.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
5 a day is a con I reckon
the way they specify that you can't have more than one of any one thing
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Or even lose weight
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Ahh, I see
you will be absolutely fine. Just remember though, if you deny yourself everything then sooner or later you will give in in a big way. Everything in moderation is probably better, but you know what works best for you :)
(berk, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:27, Reply)
There can be no moderation with pate :(
or houmous for that matter
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Is hummous really that bad for you?
it's just chickpeas and stuff. Paté...yeah, fair enough. That really isn't so good for you...
(berk, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Houmous is 120 calories for a 1/4 of a pot
that I would eat in seconds without thinking. It's quite high in fat
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
If you don't eat less
you'll starve to death, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:20, Reply)
One version was true
the work is shit but I don't care right now except for the killing my back thing
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:26, Reply)
I'll tell you who needs your help.
The poor lonely soul who just posted this on Facebook:

"Thinks he's adicted to jelly babies !
It started shortly after my wife left me ,a few jelly babies after work to unwind soon became a whole packet each night which has now excalated to two even three packets each night.
And now I find that I am unable to get out of bed in the morning without consuming at least half a packet
Where will it all end ?"

He' a Fulham fan, I've no idea who he is but I've still got him because he's the loneliest man in the world, he uploads pictures of himself in fields and then likes them. Every Fulham fan is a bloke in his forties who's divorced, depressed, has kids who don't want to see him and wear their Fulham shirt everywhere. I love it so much.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:24, Reply)
He needs drugs.
And lots of them.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:26, Reply)

A Jelly baby Goes To The Doctors With Coconut Around his cock, Doctor Says 'So What Have You Been Up to..'

Jelly Baby Replies .. 'fucking All sorts!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Oh dear!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)
*sighs*
Packs up (quicker than berk) and leaves the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:31, Reply)
Miss miss, there's someone here who sticks his tongue up other people's bot bots, should they stop cause it's probably unhygienic?
That said my dog licks his own arsehole so it's probably safe. Have you ever licked out someone else's ringpiece biggers?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Can't say as I have Rory but I never say never.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:55, Reply)
It's be a more pleasurable experience if it's a freshly veeted arsehole
NO CLAGNUTS!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)
I concurr.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)
EVENING YOU!!!!!!!
Wassup then?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Nothing really.
Have wine and just being generally happy and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Invent something.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Good evening Dragons
I'd like to share with you my invention of a self-sucking cock.

All it needs is an initial investment of a brief surgery to remove a few ribs, but after that it's profit all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)
This makes no sense at all, I'm out

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Basically Duncan, the target audience is women
who will then be freed up from wifely duties, and able to improve productivity.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)
The figures aren't there, there'll simply be a rise of fat biffers hanging around school gates drunk on sherry beginning every sentence with 'speaking as a mother'
More importantly parking up my drive the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Plus their husbands will never get anything done
as they'll be spending all their time with their cocks in their mouths.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I see no flaw

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Put up a tiny sign saying you'll clamp anyopne who parks without permission
It doesn't ahve to be huge, just essentially visible. Then clamp the fuckers and charge them a couple of hundred to get their Chelsea tractors back.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
It'll just come out of their benefits/ banker bonuses/ second home allowance/ married couple tax allowance*
*Please delete according to which bit of society you wish to condemn
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Also you're not allowed to clamp anymore.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I already do, it'll doon be illegal to do so and I can't be arsed contracting for it anyway, I also have helpful cctv footage of them doing so from several different camera angles
But when you ask them to move along they turn quite vicious. Some of the language you wouldn't hear from a sailor. One of the cunts even keyed up my yoke the bitch. And this is when they're picking up little Jimmy or Jemima from the Montessori in the latest Q7 or Range Rover.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Montessori = your kid's retarded and you can't accept it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Probs, all the local beeb types send their little bastards there

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)
'Oh Ludo's not a remedial, he just learns differently from other children'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)
He's an Indigo child

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Smear your shit all over their windscreens.
They'll soon get the message. A bot-dog is for life etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I had a very tasty one for lunch today.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)
evo-stick. Large sheet of paper.
"Don't park here, bitch"

Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:35, Reply)
I'd be the number one suspect. They're well vicious, I've had several death threats :((
Don't cross well heeled ladies of leisure
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)
YOU'D BE THE 'NUMBER TWO' SUSPECT YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Do you do physiotherapy?
I think I put my back out over the weekend looking at sci fi books and now it aches annoyingly and makes me feel old.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)
You probably have shitty posture.
How exactly were you looking at these books?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
with his cock in his mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)
If only dear lady, if only.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I used to get backache from going through 'the racks' at 'record shops'. Curse of the tall man.
Now whenever I bend over to pick up a red bill or final demand from my doormat, I get a slight twinge.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)
That must really suck.
I've never had a red bill or final demand.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Monty only has a 'red bill' because in real life, he is Pete Burns.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Lucky for you - The Belgravia Centre is not cheap.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)
ooooooo, burn.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Monty I don't want to alarm you, but I fear a snake may be resting on your keyboard.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Obviously I'd be quite glad if you were to die
but I would feel bad for Lusty, so could you leave her a note before your heart stops beating.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
It's alright, Gonz will take care of her.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)
yes this is probably it.
Intently and over the course of a few hours.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Oh dear!!
Culture can be painful.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)
evening chums!
I am back - did anyone notice I was gone?

Edinburgh is full of man totty - why can't I pull any, blousie?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Welcome back Captain.
Did you see owt funny when you were away?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)
English people asking for directions
that's pretty funny in Embra.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)
loadsa stuff
also a man in a elizabeth the 1st dress wittering on about elizabeth the first to 8 audience members who are delicately poised between terrified and bored out of their skull
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I know who that was
And If I could call his name to mind...... But I can't, but he's good.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)
it was terrible
really really boring and you are wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Fuck off Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Simon Munnery!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
no
it was this www.edinburghfestivals.co.uk/events/queens-speech
we went by accident, we were meant to see something funny in a different room. THis was not funny
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)
OK, not who I was thinking of
May have been crap then.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
it wasn't even meant to be funny
it had no point, nothing. Afterwards we saw a funny guy so it was all OK
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
yeah, but.......
Something insulting about leaks..... I dunno I'm tired and I wanna go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I'm tireder

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
well, what are you doing on here then?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)
eating freezer pizza
and chilling out from the trip back. What are you doing here?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Go to bed.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)
I can't, I'm on a train.
Home soon though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Then go straight to bed. Do not pass go and do not collect £100.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Yes mum.
in bed now.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
You'll get a treat then.
Because you've been a good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Is it chocolate?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)
It will be sweet.
Other than that I haven't decided yet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)
*happyface*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)
He's fucking dismal.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
You musn't have been wearing your fingering pants.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)
i gotta get me some of those

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Perhaps use your five finger discount

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)
hey hey!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I was pretty proud of that

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Fuck off Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)
was I really gone so long?
what did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Oh God, whose ludicrous sockpuppet is this?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)
*dances ridiculously*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Evening Darth.
I knew you couldn't keep this up for long*


*your missus told me about your 'difficulties' in that 'area'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Try Kroney
He's vulnerable and on the 'bound.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I also hear he's
a perfect specimin of manhood. According to him
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Look, I'm not all that, I've blown my own trumpet perhaps slightly too loudly.
But make no mistake, even sweaty and shivery and shaky and feverish, you still would.

Twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Even with Rory's finger up my twitching ring.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Well, OK, maybe not then
But I'm HOT
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Seriously, I am.
I'm running a terrible temperature.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Paracetamol
and sleep. Be a sensible boy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I'm getting on the scotch
break it with sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)
You still need paracetamol.
It'll bring down your temperature.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)
open a window, then

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
You're like me.
You'll get lucky eventually : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)
STOP THE PRESS YOU'RE BEING FINGERED ??????

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)
WHO?????

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)
WHEN????

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)
WHERE???

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
DO YOU THINK YOU'LL GET MARRIED??

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
HAS HE GOT A BIG PENIS??

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
I MEAN IN HIS PANTS...

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
CAN HE PRESS, LIKE, 100KG?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I didn't mean that.
I meant she's unlucky like me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)
NOT IN A JAR IN HIS FRIDGE, THAT WOULD BE WEIRD.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:48, Reply)
COME ON BIGGERS SPILL THE HOT GOSS
I'M THE SOUL OF DISCRETION
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:50, Reply)
OH BIGGERS :(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)
IS HE A B3TA BOY, YOU'RE NOT A LEZZER AGAIN ARE YOU?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
IF SO DID YOU BUST HIS VIRGINITY?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
DOES HIS MUM LET HIM OUT AFTER 7?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)
HOW MANY WHEELIES CAN HE DO IN HIS WHEELCHAIR??

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)
It could be
this place is heaving with sweaty internet virgins.
Isn't it, Rory?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Your time will come b3th, have you tried e-baying your certified hymen to a Saudi prince yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
They're not interested.
I'm obviously not a delicate enough flower...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
It doesn't help that you're over 14 granted, you might have to settle for a slightly cheaper Nigerian prince
Don't give him your bank account details, cash up front
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I do have a prospect in line
Coincidentally enough, he is from Nigeria. He happens to be - and you won't believe this - the son of a deposed general. He says if I help him get his father's millions into the country, he'll let me have half of it.

Isn't that nice of him?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Sounds sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)
You have no soul.
I picture you as Torquemada.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I bloody hope so
how low do i have to set my standards?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Raise them.
That's the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)
i suspect it will have
little impact
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I text strangers

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)
That's because you don't have any friends.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I can confirm
that I have texted Bobby on occasion. TRUFAX.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Yes that's correct. I have no friends at all I have managed to exist
On this planet for 29 years and in all that time have failed to secure the respect and loyalty from a single person. I'll go and kill myself right now.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
do they text back?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I Only started today and by mistake. No joy so far

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:48, Reply)
then try more

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Ha ha are they faintly threatening in tone?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I may have been slightly abusive

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)
He should send a second one
"Hi, I can't help but notice you haven't texted me back, even though I can see that you're right by your phone"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:50, Reply)
'and by the way, you need to wash your curtains'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
For some weird reason
I read 'curtains' as 'clitoris'. I have absolutely no idea why...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Is it because you are a 'horn-dog'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
I think I might be.
I think I've got to 'that' age....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
It's a nightmare isn't it.
It's like being a 16 year old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I wasn't remotely like that at 16.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
You are what we call in the business as................speshul.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I think it must be.
It'll soon be time to get myself one of those toyboy things. Either that or wank my furious way to the menopause.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
it gets worse?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Youv'e been talking to me again

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Well you certainly are a cunt LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)
So looking forward to meeting you, Monty.
No really.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I'm a timid four foot black dwarf IRL, ask anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I picture you as the typical, fourteen year old, pimply internet virgin

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I'm a Freefair sockpuppet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)
woah
wheels within wheels
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:13, Reply)
On the other hand
it means that The Luggage was only writing about a schizophrenic wank.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Luggage is Monty's sock puppet
who in turn is Freefair's. This makes it worse, not better
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
I'm pretty sure The L*gg*ge is jim_bob's new account.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)
are there only 3 people on this board
but just with different names?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
yeah
fuck off Bert
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)
i only left for half a week!
and now look
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)
One super-AI with multiple personalities.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Workings please
The Luggage only registers as dull and grey so far, that's a terrifying leap into the world of James Carter
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
(Apparently) works in the same building as him, writes a lot like him,
and posts his awful poems claiming they're his own.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)
I've never really read anything that he's posted, however one brief glance (any longer is painful) at his profile stories says that this is a rare b3ta conspiracy with legs

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:46, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Because you're a big lezzer?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
OI!!!!
You can go off people, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I like lesbians? What's your beef? And I don't mean curtains.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)
New Derek and Clive outtakes CD
www.we7.com/#/album/Derek--Clive/Rude--Rare-The-Best-Of-Derek--Clive

disc 2 for the new stuff
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Of all their stuff I have to say I like D&C least.
Ever heard Cook's anonymous calls to that talk radio station pretending to be a depressed Norwegian fisherman?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)
D&C does have its detractors
But the sheer joy they seem to elicit by swearing as frequently as possible appeals to me on a level I simply can't verbalise, you fahking CUNT

try the 'punk song' on that link...mindless swearing at its best. Nobody said CUNT like Peter Cook.

Yes, the 'Sven' stuff. He was phoning up for years apparantly. Its good stuff and can be downloaded somewhere in the internet
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)
I tend to like swearing for swearing's sake
but that is rather shit.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Butthole Surfers - Kuntz
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9duSZL_-mM
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:23, Reply)
so is this
I guess we don't share any music tastes. this will no doubt sadden you greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:27, Reply)
I'm saddened alright
Sad enough to drink a pint of Gypsy Tears
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)
This will do you a world of salty good.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)
I dropped my computer on my face this morning.
:(((
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
alright Friz

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)
-hangs huge head in shame-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:28, Reply)
now that is impressive
are you ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Fine, just a graze above one of my eyes.
Hardly visible.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)
You alright? How?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Oh, I'm fine, it was more amusing than painful
I was lying in bed tilting my laptop, when it overbalanced and the top of the screen clonked me above the eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)
haha I've done that
there's a moment of shock and then vague indignation before the pain kicks in
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)
I've had several near misses, it was due to get me :(
How are you darlin'? I bet my friend I could lose a stone by the end of September :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:35, Reply)
I'm alright thanks
see above for my diet struggles. You can do that easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:37, Reply)
I just ate a pizza.
But it was homemade, so, you know.

Cicero on Friday. Hooooo boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Kick the bastard in the head
homemade pizza isn't bad for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 23:49, Reply)
RIGHT I'M GOING TO BED.
AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:38, Reply)
STOP!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:38, Reply)
HAMMER TIME!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)
die you welsh bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)
charming!
It's like I never went away
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)
who are you again?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:42, Reply)
a ghost
in the machine
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:45, Reply)
IN THE NAME OF LOVE!

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)
my song was marginally cooler

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)
The fuck it was
MC hammer is not as cool as Dianna Ross, never mind the supremes.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:42, Reply)
what the hell is wrong with you?
have a sleep and reconsider in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Motown is, and always will be, better than 80s novelty rap
there is no more to say.
Good night.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJzcGO0qUfw
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Good man
'Heatwave' was a better tune though.
(berk, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Night BGB

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Tits! (if anyone still bothers with that)
Nighty night all.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)
night!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)
My song was better.
gonna have to youtube it now.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Evening blousie!
/ac

I just found a youtube video of a man counting to 100,000. Why are there so many broken people on the internet?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQBH-LhJuOc&feature=player_embedded
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 23:56, Reply)
There are some superb people too
www.oliandalex.com/james-face/
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 0:07, Reply)

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