Are you entirely sure about the "no boys aloud" rule?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

She doesn't want any drunken sex pesting
around her delicate, vulnerable ladyfriends, Gonz.

She considers you a sexual threat. Take it as a compliment.
( Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)

It's not really fair, I reckon at least one of those girls might put out if make sure my hair is combed and I'm nicely shaved.
Like you, I am also at a finacial lost by this sexual discrimination, you see, I already bought and packed an over-night bag. It's by the side of the front door, packed with my pamajamas, a tooth brush, some tooth paste, clean clothes for the morning, "Dummy's guide to the Karma Suitra" book. I even got some labels for my sleeping bag with my name on so we know it's deffo mine.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Look, it's not your fault. We all know that women become rabid sexual tyrannosaurs when they've been drinking
this is what will happen. You'll sleep over with every intention of being the perfect gentleman. Maybe you'll have a quick snog with one or two of them, perhaps a little over-the-shirt light petting.

But that isn't the way it goes, Gonz. Before you know it you'll be indulging in a rampant six way fuck-frenzy, which will be great at the time. But the next morning there'll be frosty stares. You'll reckon "they've probably synchronised, or something, better bail fast" and you'll make your excuses and leave.

Then there'll be a knock on the door and you'll be presented with a courts summons as you've allegedly raped six or seven unwilling women at the same time.

By not allowing you to stay, she's doing you a favour, really.
( Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)

yeah, sounds like THIS has never happened to you before or anything

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Women treat me badly all the time, what can I say? I'm a mug.

( Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:36, Reply)

No court in the land would be convinced that they didn't...... no, that sentance would be way to rapey, even for here.
I guess I would feel out of order if after the mass orgy someone felt really bad because I didn't pay them enough attention compared to the other girls. I'd feel gutted if I made someone fell like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:31, Reply)

You're only human Gonz
There's no earthly way you can give that many women all the attention they require. There's a significant chance you wouldn't even be able to provide swipe on her own with all the attention she requires.
( Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:35, Reply)

That's why I reffuse to sleep with more than 8 women at any one time.
Any more than that, and one of them will have to only be satisfide the once, which is really unfair.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

If only all men had your sense of honour, Gonz.
You're a paragon, really.
( Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

If only women could see that too !
These are on the telly at the moment, I'm loving the comments. direct.asda.com/george/men-s-clothing/underwear/vests/shape-enhancer-t-shirt/GEM27053,default,pd.html?cm_sp=grghome-_-panel4-_-imgBodysculpt251109&cm_mmc=Affiliate-_-Buy.at-_-George-_-standard
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

rubbish, i'm very easy to please
just make me come 15 times in 15 minutes and give me your credit card. sorted.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Cowell's less successful followup band

( Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Eventually I'm going to complete give up the fight to be able to share a jaccuzi with 8 gorgous women in the nude while sipping mojitos and eating plate after plate of truffles (the fungus, rather than chocolate)...
... and start replying to 'swipy in the comunication of a goose, HOONK HOOONK HOOONK, because she's playing Mother Goose*.


* What the hell is Mother Goose anyway? Is that the one with the golden egg? Is that where Humpty dumpty come from?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)

that last question made me laugh a lot
your mind is a fascinating place
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

So is your jacuzzi, we should do a trade.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:33, Reply)

my jacuzzi is always free for you, gonz

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Is there a subscription charge?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)