Oh man, I heard that you work in the VERY SAME BUILDING as b3ta legend Piston Broke
Is this troo?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Yup.
Might be leaving soon though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)

So have you ever sighted Piston?
You know having a wank in the toilets, terrifying co-workers with his crippling social awkardness, that sortof stuff ?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

rory, you know how much i love you
but this... kind of sounds like you WANT to see piston having a tug in the toilets!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Who wouldn't?
One hand to steady himself up against the partition, the other tugging away at his little sailor, gurning with the effort of making as little noise as possible for fear of being rumbled as the company BOGWANKER
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

crikey
i can see your irish heritage has gifted you with the bequest of lyrical language!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Once or twice.
He's not known for wanking in bogs though.

Although there is a rumour one of the fattest women I've ever seen stuck a coke bottle up her minge, took a photo and sent it to one of our engineers whilst in the bog.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Christ, two Colins inhabiting the same arena. You should have a nerd off ...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Piston would win.
Not that shit like that FUCKING MATTERS, YOU DULL PRICK.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Make sure you ask him about his driving test before you leave

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

No fear.
I've seen the video.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Mate
*places reassuring hand on shoulder, looks suitably appalled*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I might get a copy and put it through autotune.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)

YEAH!
I don't really know what this would do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Probably nothing but it'd still be funnier than Nyan cat.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I'd be surprised if no heartless B3tans had yet uploaded that video to YouTube
to see if it gains Kersal-esque "so bad it's good" status.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Eh?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Look for "Kersal massive" on YouTube
If you're wearing socks, prepare for them to be blown off
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Ah.
I'll be wearing garters and stocking suspenders.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)