you will all find that the following lyrics are the best ever
I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more
Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"
My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"
But then one day I met a man who came to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

So now,
I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints when I play video game?And at every ten thousand points
(I smoke two joints)
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:38, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sublime?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)

The Toyes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Apologies
Don't Sublime have a tune called Smoke Two Joints?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)

yeah, they covered it
and inexplicably missed out the best lyrics
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)

That was dumb of them
Maybe they were stoned?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)

more than likely something harder
the morons.

I love Sublime, but the guy was a dumbass
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)

You mean the guy who did drugs to death?
No question
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Is this your band's song about superman being a stoner?

( Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)

it is not
that has such glorious lyrics as:
I looked at the table full of loads of weed
I set it on fire with my glowing red laser beams

I should reiterate that no thought goes into the lyrics of our songs. Our singer pretty much freestyles everything.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Poetry

( Kroney, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Poo-etry more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)

"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"
"Unless of course you suffer from psychotic tendencies and delusional paranoia, in which case best not, eh?"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)