In terms of bad lyrics, the point is more to share awful ones
than to isolate the worst ever.

Y'know, for lols
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:41, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I already have done, earlier in the thread.
It just made me angry.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Oh yeah
Think harder then
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Well, the Beatles assertion that they worked eight days a week is clearly bollocks as well.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Good point
Also, how hard does a dog really work?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Not very.
Unless it's a sniffer or police dog, I guess.

"And when I get home to you, I find the things that you do, make me feel alright".

Alright? ALFUCKINGRIGHT? You ungrateful fucking cockmunch, I put my heart and soul into that blowie, even swallowed, and that's the best summation of my efforts you can come up with? Is what I imagine Yoko and Linda must have been thinking.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I think Yoko spent most of her time thinking
"Is it possible to spin out a singing career for myself over twenty-odd years, despite a complete lack of musical talent and a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle, just off the back of shagging a Beatle?"

Have a click, by the way, genuine officelol
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I'd rather listen to Ono than 'Imagine'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Overrated, no question
But Ono? Really?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

I'd rather listen to Agadoo repeatedly for three whole days and nights than the first four bars of 'Imagine'
When I hear it - or worse, see that fucking bent video he made for it, I 'imagine' stuff alright. Stuff involving torture, mainly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Go on...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I may have recommended the A Perfect Circle version of Imagine before
(I know I have)

it's significantly better than the original
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Yes it is, it's excellent
and I have you to thank for the recommendation
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Once or twice*


*once or twice a week
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)