shake my fists at the sky and scream
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

alt: Mrs V
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:40, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yeah, your alt answer may be obvious but there's a reason
See also: family, friends, porn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I think I shall add to my dating profile
that anyone who wants to go out with me needs to spend some time on internet message board saying how awesome and important I am like you do Mrs V. Oh and it not being a lie.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

if she weren't genuinely great then I wouldn't bother

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

aww
my stupid ex would, just for the attention and so people would go "oh, he's so lovely to her"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I'm not sure that happens
it's more likely that it will nauseate people or they will call me smug
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)