Evil people taken all your cash and assets.
What's the first thing you do?

alt: What's more important to you than money?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:38, 106 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

alt: Nothing

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I assume by this you mean Zero?
or something similar?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)

What?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)

are you actually saying that money is more important than everything
or that Nothing is more important.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I was saying money is more important than everything.
Which it is to me at the moment having got none but loads of the "free" stuff that makes us happy.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

ah ok

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

shake my fists at the sky and scream
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

alt: Mrs V
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Yeah, your alt answer may be obvious but there's a reason
See also: family, friends, porn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I think I shall add to my dating profile
that anyone who wants to go out with me needs to spend some time on internet message board saying how awesome and important I am like you do Mrs V. Oh and it not being a lie.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

if she weren't genuinely great then I wouldn't bother

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)

aww
my stupid ex would, just for the attention and so people would go "oh, he's so lovely to her"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I'm not sure that happens
it's more likely that it will nauseate people or they will call me smug
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)

call up friends, beg
or go to Edinburgh in the festival and do something weird which people will assume is street theatre.

alt: adventures, fun, art. Lots of things, but mostly they need money
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:41, Reply)

how weird are we talking?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:43, Reply)

This is Cavey.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I think people thought I was a performer
people kept looking at me like they recognised me or something. It might have been the hat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

which hat did you wear?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:51, Reply)

same one as at the bash
but I think between that and a red velvet coat I may have looked like a drama person
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)

a better answer would have been
a giant cock-shaped one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Nothing stopping you making one.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I could crochet one, I reckon
but it would be droopy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

put a big balloon in it and have a concealled pump
You could make it stand to attention when you saw a boy you liked. Most would run, but the one that didn't would be your soul mate.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)

OK
got my plan for my Edinburgh show for next year :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I won't ask for royalties
But I want creative credit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)

I'll put it on the fliers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Haha!
Why didn't I try this?
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

because you don't crochet?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Yes, that would be it : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I'll teach you sometime
I showed Lamps how to do chain stitch at the Oxford do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

My grandmother taught me simple stiches many years ago but I've forgotton.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

they're all you really need
then you just arse about until you've made something recognisable
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I want to make one of those throws made from lots of squares.
To wrap around me in bed when I'm old.....er.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

ooh! I'm working on one of those at the moment
Standard granny squares only need you to know chain and double crochet (maybe triple, can't remember). I've been stupid and started doing complicated squares with fancy bits. Still the stitches are easy as long as you can understand patterns
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I could crochet on my long train journeys.
Woo!
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:21, Reply)

do it!
all the cool kids crochet. Well me. And cool may be relative.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I shall look into it fo sho!

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

depends how I feel
My friend likes to take fliers from people and eat them. He reckons next year he'll walk the Royal Mile eating every flier he is given while wearing a T-shirt saying "Culture Consumer".

We reckoned we could also do an online show, using those tag things, but all we came up with is that it would send people to a site with a picture of bollocks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I find it better to take fliers
and then give them to other people.

if you hold something out to someone without saying anything, more often that not they'll take it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Go on a rage fueled revenge-rampage
Alt: happiness, beer, almost anything really, money is just a means to an end, innit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Cunt them in the fuck.
Alt: Your Mum.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)

FUCK YEAH!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Cry.
Alt: My health. I hate being ill.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Come on here and whine about it (at work, of course)
Before infiltrating their hideout, killing them all, and stealing all their MASSIVE DRUGS, in the name of ze Führer!

/Montylolz

Alt: My family and friends.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)

For you, Obergruppenfuhrer Boyce,
ze drug fest ist ofer!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Scheiße!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Would you go in solo like snake or assemble a team like prof x?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I read that as 'go in Soho'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

ha you are darth

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

No YOU are Darth

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I'd like to think I could take them on solo
like Snake, but I suspect that I'd be better off with a team
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

which b3tans would you recruit? and in what roles?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

that is a tricky question
I'm going to need some time to think. and to see if anyone pops up. Everyone posting at the moment is pretty much useless in that sort of situation
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)

bollocks am I!
I'm your man for improvised weaponry I Am.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Bobby would make a useful human shield.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

yeah you try holding me up poofter!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Roller skates taped to your feet.
Sorted.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

You would need to make it a tripod somehow for stability
might I request suggest a third roller skate attached to a broom shoved up my arse.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Haha
Could also work as demolition!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

just avoid my face, I like it a lot.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)

really?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I could make the costumes!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Mystery Men lols

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Killing them with laughter would not be an effective plan.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)

but it's all I have

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Right I will tell you my team to try and inspire you.
Chief of Operations: Roota situated at base camp overseeing the team.
Explosives: Rory - He's from Northern Ireland so no brainer
Assassin/Ninja type: Chompy, he is so good at rape now the shadows don't even know he's there
Heavy Weapons: Me- cause I have tattoos and can lift heavy shit.
Tech Support: MARTIN IN HIS SEQUINS FROM NORWICH
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Chompy's flashbang is something entirely different to the norm.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

hahaha first click of the day

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I'm good at arm wrestling.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Solo
Although I'd need quite a large cardboard box.

If I had a team though, I'd take Berk, Lampito, BGB, Cavy, Lusty, Chickenlady, etc to distract the men, then sort the rest myself. Then again, a body shield would be helpful...alright, you can come too.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

see my team above.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Hmm, for psychological warfare I'd take Swipey
And say her fella is in the base, but won't talk to her.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Call my ex and tell her my kid is fucked for money.
Alt: I really don't give a shit about money. I should do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)

how is the ex these days?
anymore accomodating?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

She's not toooooo bad at the moment.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)

^^ Can she take 2 fists these days?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Food was awesome Monts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I couldn't be less surprised - or more jealous - if I tried.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Bit sleepy now.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I'll bet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I don't have any assets and not much cash
so probably be a bit bemused and then try a bit harder to get a proper job

Alt: I'd say lots of things, but most of them are only achievable through money.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)

That's already happened
I left him and his family. Then I went loopy for a short while, had lots of meaningless sex and wild relationships. Returned to academia and now I'm here.

alt: Pretty much everything. Money is only a means to an end.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I can't imagine you loopy.
*stifles giggles*
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

*pfft!*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I can imagine her having a string of meaning less sex and wild relationships.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

It wasn't a pretty sight
I was living out the teenage years I thought I ought to have had....
It was a lot of fun though - if you forget about the crushing lows.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

^this
I did this around the age of 30. I'd lost a lot of weight and fallen in with a naughty group of women.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

If you have any photos
I'll be more than happy to give you my judgement on whether is was a pretty sight or not.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Some of them are on FB
Note *some*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)

They are magnificent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I always knew I met you 5 years too late.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Yep, if you'd met me 5 years earlier I could have been your 6th form teacher ;)

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

That is HOT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I might have actually paid attention then!
Admittedly, not to the work...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Yes you would have done
because you'd have wanted to please me so you'd have been an A* student.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Because maybe by being an A student, baby
You would give your love to me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Damn you with your logic.
Alternatively, haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Good afternoon, madame.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Good afternoon :)

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

So the moral is....
meaningless sex leads to academia?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)

In my father's case it's the other way round.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Sexy kids!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

man I wish I was your dad...
Hang on...
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Meanless academia leads to sex?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Dunno
I don't really have any cash or assets, no car etc. I'd be mighty pissed off about my guitars. My house still has about 7000 years left on the mortgge so right now it wouldn't be major to lose it.

Alt. My kids and lots of other things I guess, money isn't that important, as long as I can eat and read I'm happy enough.
( Peej, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Spoken like a true povvo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Im not really a povvo, my job is well paid for the area I just spend it all on the house
bills, kids and pension.
( Peej, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:53, Reply)