Odd you should mention funerals and dancing.
The chap who wrote the Hokey-Cokey died the other day, after a long illness, he was 97. Whilst his family were pleased he wasn't suffering anymore, they were traumatised at the sight of the undertaker trying to put the body in the coffin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:22, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

2nd LTI of the day
You are on form today Jeff!

on off
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I blame the painkillers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Keep up the bad work!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Pay no attention to the nasty man, Jeff
It's a click from me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I feel that an LTI is the honoured tradition here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)

That would certainly explain why I've never had one

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)