Alt: I have a simple plan to form my own religious cult.
1. Move to a small settlement which borders with some sort of wilderness. Desert would be ideal for the purpose, though forest or scrubland might also suffice.
2. Get to know the locals whilst frequently talking a lot of mystical bollocks about needing to go on a quest for spiritual enlightenment.
3. Go and hide in the adjacent wilderness until such time as people start to worry about my whereabouts. Somewhere in the region of 40 days ought to do it (I'd better bring a good book)
4. ??????
5. PROPHET.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Heh

( Kroney, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)

How long have you been waiting to do that one?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Just about worth the effort, I think

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Just came to me over lunch
It must be a MESSAGE FROM GOD.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:09, Reply)

*follows*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Now I think about it, it came with a PS:
"Oh and by the way, touch that passing child in an inappropriate manner"

Maybe it was actually a message from Gadd...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:13, Reply)