I used to use a dusting of shake'n'vac to keep my hair in tip top form.
I recommend this as a top tip to everyone without access to shampoo.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh great
Now I've got that fucking jingle in my head. Cheers Bartles.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I bet you're doing the dance right now, aren't you?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Bitch please

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:09, Reply)

About anyone in particular?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Dominique Strauss-Kahn

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Well, I heard from Shauna down in Accounts, right, that you know he's, like, up on this rape trial thing, yeah?
She heard from Joe - you know the gay one who everyone says had to fellate a horse to get his job in Marketing, knowhatahmsain? - yeah, he heard that they reckon, like, he can get off a technicality, like, 'cause he suffers from chronic erectile dysfunction.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Issit!
As if you listenin' to Shauna, she totally told everyone I fucked that Donna the cleaning lady over Steve's desk and I never. She's well jell cos my tanning technician said she looked all like Geordie Shore and I'm Made in Chelsea and I got up in her face about it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

* head bobs*

( djtrialprice, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Is this... flirting?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Hahaha.
Do the shake and vac, and put the freshness back.

*works on pants too!*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

And then you wonder why the hoover's clogged with pairs of pants...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)