"Half an inch is not stubble"
Unless you meant "it only covers an area of half an inch", rather than "it is half an inch long"

*does quotation marks in the air*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

So if it takes me two weeks to grow half an inch of hair,
I'm leaving the semantics out since you seem to be having trouble grasping this, would you mind clarifying how it can possibly be that I'd need to shave two or three times a day to avoid growing a beard?
( Kroney, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Bad maths? I dunno...
Ok, 2-3 times a day is wrong.
I guess my point is: how long does it have to be for you to consider it a beard?
I have a beard, but it is no more than a few millimetres long. If yours grows at a rate of 0.762mm/day then it would reach the length of mine in under a week.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)

that's not a beard

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)